Becoming a Warrior Zero, by Almax

“Hello and welcome to what will be the last segment on “Becoming a warrior.””

“Wait what? The hell's with the nine Trails games and shit?”

“Ah yes, that was the original plan indeed. However, I feel like our last outing was of considerable poor quality. It has become evident to me that this chapter style review simply does not work and as such we shall now read until an ending is reached, so that we can produce the ultimate segment!”

“Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck your problem is. You tend to way overthink things.”

“Well, according to Almax this story will still take years to reach its conclusion, I am sure it will be very nostalgic to look back on these writings by then. Anyways, let us dive in.”

READING IN PROGRESS (BGM)

“---”

“....”

“...soo.”

“NO!”

“You didn't even know what I was going to say.”

“I can take an educated guess! Do you plan to **** me, Marcie?”

“Look, so far I have only hit you with four right? Why don't we just take things from the top.”

“...Fine. This whole day is focused on one single task, getting a teacher to cum, so Gina can join this evil society thing.”

“Leaving it until the very last day of the week was certainly not your wisest decision.”

“Hey! It's not that I had a choice! But yeah, first we make our move on Phoebe.”

“That's the teacher with the vibrating eggs. She should have been an easy enough target...”

“Grrr....”

“What where you even thinking, just sticking your hand into her pants?”

“Oh look who's talking! Your sex technique peaked with rubbing clits together!”

“Anyways, you failed pretty spectacularly. Phoebe shoved a dildo inside you and made you cum like a faulty faucet. Three times no less, according to the cum counter.”

“Faucets don't cum.”

“It was an artistic expression.”

“Seriously, what is Almax-kyuns obsession with these cum battles?”

“I personally prefer orgasm denial, but I can see the appeal. I think making someone lose control over their bodily functions is very erotic.”

“No, I am pretty sure very disgusting is what normal human beings would call that.”

“Next up is finally the part we have all been waiting for. You try your luck with me.”

“...”

“pfft.”

“Shut up!”

“It's just, very in character what happens.”

“How the hell is that in character!”

“Well, I made you cum by giving you a massage, not even a particular sexual one.”

“There is no way you could do that!”

“Oh, I definitely could. Anyways, that earned you another orgasm.”

“Ugh...there weren't even any choices that time around.”

“So, your final period and your final chance. Third time's the charm?”

“NO! And there weren't any choices either! This is cheating! Fuck you, Almax, you cheating bastard!”

“Whelp. Looks like you won't join these Argent guys and will now get punished. Oh well, how bad can it be, right?”

“Apparently, extremely bad, as I got flat out kidnapped.”

“So far, nothing too special. Kidnappings happen all the time at our school. Marel in particular has a fetish for that.”

“Yeah, but not what happens after.”

“Oh, sure. I let you have that one.”

“Haaa..Gina got kidnapped, put into a room with a frigging tentacle monster who proceeded to frigging **** Gina until I can only assume she dies.”

“Yes, our school is pretty fucked up, but even we don't have any tentacle monsters in the walls.”

“What the fuck is wrong with Almax-Kyun? For the most part this story is all sweet and cutesy, but every now and then it's like Bam! Eat tentacle dick!”

“There is quite a bit of mood whiplash in this story.”

“Ok, but why tough.”

“As I alluded to last time, I think Almax just wants to prove that he can write darker scenes.”

“Heh, that's kinda cute.”

“In a certain **** way, I suppose. Still, one has to ask the question if these scenes aren't too at odds with the general happy go lucky tone.”

“Well, I certainly wish I wasn't **** by a frigging tentacle monster.”

“Whelp, and that's that. It was only a few chapters this time, so I suppose this segment will be quite shorter.”

“So that's it, huh. We are done with “Becoming a warrior.””

“You sound displeased?”

“Geh, I just didn't want it to end with such a sucky ending, that's all.”

“Well, don't worry. We won't stop here.”

“Uh, what?”

“It's true that we reached an ending, but Almax does leave the option to turn back time and remedy your blunder.”

“I didn't blunder!”

“Still, our next segment won't happen until we reach another ending. I believe that is very important if we want to keep our stellar quality.”

“You know this other fuck has written like a five part review on “hard candy” right? And Unkown7 isn't far behind. You think they give a fuck about quality?”

“Are you suggesting we should **** ourselves to the level of these base fools?”

“All I'm saying is that you probably are overthinking things, like always.”

“Your feedback is duly noted.”

“Uh...thanks?”

“Anyways, I believe it's now time to apply the 20 Orgasm you earned during the tentacle ****. Should be fun, for me.”

“You ARE trying to **** me!”