Oh, wait, that girl might be a good start. The blue one, with the slingkini.

I combed through anything I could have noticed, any lead I could have followed, only to remember one I had willingly passed over because I had other business to work out. That blue-haired girl that warped in! I turned to Beverly, asking “Hey, do you still have that footage of the girl who Planeswalked seemingly just to get knocked up and enslaved by me?” She paused from her ongoing kiss-and-cuddle with Melissa to answer “Yes, I should. One second.” before looking at her clothes that were piled up with everyone else’s once this orgy party started.

Immediately, they seemed to shift themselves, making a small flash drive fall out of an unseen pocket and onto the floor. Grabbing it, I started to go to the basement before a series of intense knocks at the door interrupted me. Opening said door, I saw what must have been twenty or thirty stunning women in a mix of typical nun habits or stylized and functional nun habits that you’d see in an anime about Catholics fighting demons. The woman closest to me stated “We are from the Order. As a gesture of goodwill toward our organization, and in light of our recent ceasefire, we would like you to satisfy each of us.” as a perverted grin and red-hot blush spread across all of their faces.

I sighed “Okay, sure, I have to check something right now though, so are you guys okay with me not being that actively participating? You can do whatever, I just need to be able to use a computer while you do it.” They all nodded furiously at that, so I guess that was fine.

I, and a bunch of sexy nuns, made our way downstairs to my computer, where I plugged in the flash drive. As I sat down and grabbed my mouse, one of the nuns slipped in and inserted my dick into her as she bent over out of site. As her stationary walls wriggled and massaged my length, I had a moment of wonder at the skills these women possessed, though I guess it made sense since I made them normally interested in this stuff for a long time.

In the time it took for me to find the video file I needed, the nun on my cock was able to coax an orgasm out of me. It was amazing, considering I should’ve had an upgrade to my sexual stamina. As my load filled her pussy, I opened the file, seeing an extensive UI that let me go to whatever point in the video I wished, as well as zoom and enhance like they do in CSI, only not as a nonexistent myth of television.

As another nun slammed herself down on my member, I scrubbed through the section of the video where she appeared, until I saw it! During the part where she enticed me, just as I fully inserted my dick, a weird mass of white pixels had been floating around my back. With another coaxed creampie, I zoomed in to find that the mass was an irregularly shaped piece of paper, one with this text: “,xaoq,9cc7,ka5w,ewhg,wyu7,2cv7,pqk4,j5gt,k2k0”.

I could barely make sense of it, so I decided to do what I always did when I was stumped. I popped the text into DuckDuckGo. Hey, I care about my internet privacy, so what? Like I feared, no results came up, even when I turned off safesearch... so I tried cutting it up into individual entries. Each group of four letters was separated by commas, after all.

Each one I put in got weird and disparate results. As I came in my seventh nun vagina of the evening, I decided to give up for now. It wouldn’t help me to worry too much, right? So I decided to skim through Reddit’s NSFW CYOA section. It was an interest of mine, since it combined perversion with math. I figured I’d try and look for any nun-themed ones considering the circumstances. There’s bound to be at least a couple, right?

I settled for a harem-builder that had a few fictional nun characters as options, but made sure to open up a window with the Head Start CYOA’s interactive version first. The idea around it was that you complete the Head Start CYOA, then do another one after that while “keeping” the Head Start options. It has some fun bits where you can complete more CYOA’s or double the points they give you at the start in the one, or ones, you do after it.

As I scrolled through the familiar options, I realized I could paste in a previous build I was really proud of, since I had the interactive version up. It lets you paste in a string of characters that tell the window what options to highlight. As I started to open up one of my files of CYOA builds, cum shooting in my eleventh nun pussy, I had an odd thought. What if I pasted the code into this CYOA? Or heck, another interactive one? I certainly figured the Mindslaver power points was my brain coming up with a weird dream from reading over too many of them. Maybe the source of this convenience and my powers have a root in CYOA’s?

As I pasted in the code, I found I was correct! It did output a build, specifically “Hard Mode, Big Assets, Offspring, Inheritance, Bonding, Serendipity, Harem, Porn Logistics, Health”, which actually explained a lot. Big Assets gives you a permanent size-up, and I might’ve actually had a more average dick and somehow forgot. Bonding makes the people you have sex with her more emotionally close to you the more you do it, which might be why Kurt’s so jazzed about me knocking her up now despite her being a man who was decidedly into women previously. And... Serendipity.

“No matter what, there will always be attractive, willing partners in your life, through some means or another. You will never want for hot sex! Fate and reality will contrive whatever shenanigans may be necessary to ensure that you keep getting laid regularly(or constantly, if you wish). It doesn't matter if you're alone in a deep forest or on the moon, somehow or another you will always find a horny, good-looking fuckbuddy.”

As I read that option, it all came together. That’s why everything worked out so conveniently so much of the time! And in the Normality shop, there were charms to keep me from messing with Janice, so that’s why it was the only spot I encountered where nobody had immediately had sex with me! So, somehow I made another set of choices as a “Head Start” to the Mindslaver powers, then promptly forgot about them? I’d have found it silly if I didn’t start to have a vision as I came in my fifteenth nun pussy.

I was sitting at my computer, late at night, clicking through window after window, pulling up a spreadsheet to keep track of all the points and variables for a CYOA I was doing. As I finished the build, sighing as I leaned back in my chair, a pop-up appeared on my screen. “H̸a̶y̵,̵ ̸w̵a̸N̷u̴h̴ ̸D̶e̸w̴ ̸a̸ ̵k̶o̵O̸l̵ ̶C̵Y̸O̴A̴?̵ ̷y̶u̷L̷L̵ ̵G̵E̶t̸ ̸m̵a̸J̴u̵C̷k̶ ̶p̴o̶W̷E̴R̸S̶.̸” was what it said in neon letters against a black background, a Yes and No button underneath it. Figuring I was probably hacked anyways, I clicked Yes, opening up a familiar page.

It was the Head Start, Interactive too. Hard mode had been the only option at the beginning, so I had 12 points to work with, and the drawbacks weren’t where they normally go. I picked general options I’d be cool with until my points got to zero, and scrolled down to find that now there was a choice of CYOA’s to play after this one, the most expensive option being to do the Mindslaver CYOA at 20 points. I had figured it would be a fun challenge to scrape together enough for the “Ultimate CYOA”, so I picked... huh.

I can’t remember what the drawbacks were, except for the most expensive one I picked: “Amnesia” that had been worth 10 points by itself. I would forget the other drawbacks I picked, and that I had made the choices, requiring a trigger to get a part of my memory back. A trigger that would be beautiful women created for the sole purpose of seducing me, though that choice cost me three points. I took two other drawbacks to make up the 13 points I needed, pretty big ones, but I can’t remember them now...

Once I stopped disassociating in my recovered memory, I found all of the nuns had had their fill of my fertile cum in their pussies. Looking over them, I asked “Okay, which of you wants to join my harem, if any of you? I’ll try and fit you all in, if you want.” and received essentially all of their hands raised in response. As I established their positions in my harem and gave them the usual boons, I realized that the Bonding was probably the reason why they all want to be with me beyond just having sex. I can’t turn that off, though, so I guess I’ll just have to accept that I mind control people a little even when I don’t turn them into slaves...

By the time I had prepared all of them, an alarm sounded from my smartphone. Checking it, I saw that it was midnight. I didn’t remember setting an alarm, though... wait, what day is it!? As I closed the alarm notification, I saw it was Saturday.