The world of Time Stop Fantasia by Fan no Hitori.

When I think of useful powers or abilities, you can’t do much better, realistically speaking, than Stopping Time. Normally, in a story like JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, stopping time has caveats like limiting how long you can move, limiting your movement, or keeping you from interfering with people that are stopped as well. There’s lots of logistics to consider too, if you actually sit down and think about it. Since time is stopped, the air around you and in your lungs would be stopped too, right? And if everything really stopped except for you, then you’d get launched towards the east since the Earth would stop rotating while you have the same velocity, wouldn’t you? Heck, sight only works cause light is moving and bouncing off of stuff before it hits your eyes.

In porn, though? Anyone stopping time is free to mess around with anyone who’s not been brought into the Stop. You can breathe, the only noticeable change is that other sounds stop, and if you wanted to spend days or weeks boning one person, you could. That is, assuming you don’t die of age or starvation first. In short, the only things I have to be worried about when “Stopping Time the Hentai Way” is the very same stuff I already made sure wouldn’t hinder me.

So, hoping desperately that my power worked like it did, I held my hand out, generating a swirling green portal in front of me. If I was right, then once I stepped through I’d be in another world. I called out “I’ll be back soon! Hopefully, I mean.” before making my first leap into a parallel universe.

When I formed the portal, I had decided to go to the world of the three chapter Hentai Manga called “Time Stop Fantasia”, by artist Fan no Hitori. It’s a somewhat short series where a guy has sex with a bunch of Fantasy Genre women with a stopwatch that freezes time, and ends up losing everything due to his hubris.

I picked to enter the world within the first moments of the first chapter, and tried my best to pick a world where they would conveniently speak English. As I passed through the dimensional barrier, I came out near an old stone brick wall. Looking around, it was indeed the dungeon seen in the first chapter, with goblin corpses everywhere, leading up to another corridor where I heard some voices.

As I peeked my head around the corner I saw two female elves, both blonde, one with short hair and one with long hair, and a shorter human man with black hair that covered his eyes. “Hey, how soon are we gonna get to the Ancient Ruins?” the short-haired one asked. Yup, they’re the characters from the manga. I couldn’t tell you their names, since I mainly remember the plot and events rather than specific character facts, but I definitely knew they were acting out stuff from the first two pages.

Like clockwork, the man picked up a stopwatch from a gathered pile of goblin corpses. In an instant, he was standing really close to both of the elves, making the short-haired one beat him up. Wow, I forgot how mean the characters were. Guess they have to be to justify the human guy’s **** plot in the last chapter where he fucks the two elves into exhaustion from within the frozen time.

I figured now was a good time to come in, so I put on my best drunk guy impression, limping in and saying “Oh, finally, shum other people! I’m having a hard time finding my horsh, did you guysh happen to shee a brown maned filly anywhere near here?” Since my mom wasn’t as affected by my unnatural aura when I acted like my usual somewhat goofy self, hopefully none of them find me too suspicious or scary as a “drunk man”.

And at least for the elves it paid off, as the long haired one said “Ara ara, it looks like one of your kin stumbled in somehow. Help the man, why don’t you? We were just leaving anyways, after all.” The human guy stuttered “Uh... f-fine...” and started making token motions to help me walk, like letting me lean on him for support. Guess he’s still kinda afraid of me, even with the act.

As we left the temple, everyone introduced themselves. The short haired elf was Liliya, the long-haired one Elna, both of them sisters of the Lunovana family, and the human guy was Kurt Watts. I slurred “Hey Kurt, thanksh for helping a guy out, you wanna get a drink? It’sh on me, onshe I find my wallet...” My suspicions that he was just kinda awkward in general were right on the money as he replied “Yeah, s-sure, it’s still noon, but whatever...”

Once we got to the tavern, the same one from later in the first chapter judging from how the twin pigtailed warrior girl was present, I started to make my move. I reached into Kurt’s mind, and formed the link. As an experiment, I asked “Hey Kurt, can you move your bangs? Let me get a look at your eyes.” He replied “Wait, why are you talking differently? Were you only acting drunk?” as he casually moved his hair to show me his eyes, which had heart-shaped pupils as I expected.

I answered “Yeah, I was. It’s cause I wanted to ask you about that thing you found, the one you have as a necklace? I’d like you to give it to me.” Kurt shivered, saying “W-What!? H-How’d you... No, I won’t give it to you!” as it took it off of his neck and handed it to me. When I held it up, his eyes widened in horror. I tried to console him, saying “Okay, I’m gonna level with you. Where I’m from, I found out that you were gonna use this in the future to have sex with girls while time was stopped. You have your fun, even get back at those elf girls who were mistreating you, but in the end you get killed by a goblin from the ruins tomorrow that takes the watch from your dead body and rapes the elf women too. It’s not fun for you. Trust me, you’re better off being my **** at this point. For example, now you’re immortal.” as I flipped the switches to make him Immortal and a Tireless Servant.

Instantly he seemed to notice a change, seeing as the latter Boon makes people not need food water or sleep, as he asked “Um... then... what are you planning to do with that...?” still somewhat afraid of me, understandably. I answered “Simple. I’m going to test it out, both in general and in combination with the powers that made you give it to me and become immortal. Grab onto it with me.” as I held out the watch between us. With shaky hands, he grabbed onto what he could of it’s surface. As a test, I clicked the button, and instantly all of the world’s noise stopped. People froze in place, conversations paused, and substances that were in the air stayed in place. Time was frozen, and I was excited.

I looked at Kurt, who looked back at me. Good, he’s able to move as well. Now we can get to business.