Maya's family sounds like the hardest target, and also the hottest.

You have to admit, the Pelaez family sounds like the biggest potential threat to you all on Grove Street, and possibly the most insanely hot fucks. Turning a bunch of hardbodied, strait-laced Latinos into a bunch of degenerate sex-crazed hellbeasts makes your fiendish dick drip just thinking about it. "I'm in," you tell Robert and Maya.

"Cool," says Maya. "Meet us out back in ten minutes. This is gonna rock!"

"Got it," you note, then turn. "Why not out front...?"

"I don't believe I can fit out the front door right now without tearing it apart," says Robert with a shrug. He heads away. "Maddy insisted on a single narrow French door when we had the place built. It was a bad idea at the time, and it has only gotten worse in the present circumstances."

You head off, meeting with Jess and Warren. "Hey, lover," she says. "Warren and I are off to spread the love to his mother. You interested?"

"I'm heading out with some of the others to go after Maya's family," you state. She giggles at that, and licks the crook of her thumb.

"Oh, that sounds yummy," she titters. "Well, good luck, and see you soon."

"Yeah," says Warren. "It's not going to take long. Mom's probably zonked out on Ambien, and Ron has probably been exiled to the living room couch, if he's there. "

"That the boyfriend?" you ask.

"Yeah," Warren replies with a sneer. "He's... pretty much the generic divorce boyfriend. Right down to having his own divorce." He rolls his eyes. "He's actually tried to arrange a 'family trip' for me and his kids, who he doesn't have custody of, last month. It fell through. So yeah, Jess rocking his world is probably the best luck he's gotten in awhile."

You chuckle at that. "Well, don't do anything I wouldn't do," you state.

"But you'd do anything," notes Jess.

"Exactly," you reply, to a bit of shared laughter.

Heading out to the backyard, you find Maya, Robert, Kate, and Jake waiting there. With a nod, you take off.