Ask him what the movie is about

"What is the movie about?", you ask Rick as you lean against the counter. You're genuinely interested.

Rick smiles at you. "It's a remake of the movie that made me want to get into this business", he says, before taking a long sip from his bottle.

"Oh really? Which movie was that?", you ask. You doubt you'll be familiar with whatever answer he'll give you, especially since you have watched little to no actual porn movies during your life.

"Jaws", Rick answers, and you blink at him in confusion. It wasn't the answer you expected, but at least you know that title.

"That's a classic", you say. "But I thought Jaws was about a shark. And as far as I remember there weren't any sex scenes in there"

"We're adding them", Rick says with a confident nod before taking another sip of his beer.

You shake your head. "How did watching Jaws make you decide to become a porn producer?", you just have to ask.

"I was twelve, okay?", he answers, shrugging his shoulders. "There were a lot of beach scenes in there. Anyway. Don't worry, we'll make it great"

Whatever. "Just... There won't be any sex with sharks, I hope?", you ask hesitantly. You briefly imagine a girl having intercourse with a man dressed up in a shark suit. Or heaven forbid; an actual living shark.

"Oh no, the shark in this one is purely metaphorical", Rick assures you.

You nod in solemn comprehension, except you're not understanding him in the least. "Metaphorical?", you ask.

"It doesn't exist", he answers. You pause to stare at him, trying to process this information.

"You... You want to remake Jaws, but with no shark and added sex scenes?", you ask. Your confusion is complete.

"That's about the size of it", Rick answers, his lips now turning into a smirk as he is looking at your flabbergasted facial expression. He tries to hide his grin by quickly taking another sip from his beer. But by now you've also noticed that Sebastian can't hold in his laughter anymore. Suddenly it seems pretty obvious that Rick has just been pulling your leg the entire time. You decide that the guy is far more cheeky than you anticipated, despite his seemingly polite exterior. You **** yourself to laugh with the both of them, but it feels slightly at your expense.

"Stop teasing the poor girl", Sebastian tells Rick, although he's still guffawing himself. "I think you've ruined any chance of her volunteering".

"Alright, alright", Rick concedes. "The movie is about a royal princess. Her evil uncle has overthrown her father and seized control of the kingdom. She then gets turned into a harem girl", he very briefly explains, this time sounding a lot more convincing.