Alien porn.

Matt’s eyes went wide as he saw two aliens fucking on his T.V. “What the fuck.” He whispered to himself as he turned it off. He looked at Randy who was still staring at the screen with his mouth hanging open. Matt suddenly needed to sit down and walked over to his bed. He was about to take a seat when he noticed something strange out the window. As he looked out the window he moaned in despair and said. “Oh man I think we fucked up.”

“What?” Randy asked as he finally snapped out of his stupor. Joining Matt at the window he looked outside at the biggest satellite dish they had ever seen. It dominated the skyline standing taller than everything around it. “Dude you got to fix this.” Randy said.

Looking at the pen Matt got an idea and headed for the T.V. he was halfway across the room when there was a sudden flash of light. When his vision cleared, he noticed a woman in revealing clothing standing in front of him.

“Matt Smith you are under arrest.” The woman said as she pulled out some weird looking device.

“For what? Who are you?” Matt asked unsure of what was going on.

“I’m officer Navilar with the intergalactic police. You are under arrest for using a class S restricted device.” She said as she moved closer to him.

Noticing he needed to do something quick Matt acted on instinct.