Actually, something you're not overly jazzed about.

Rolling forwards and backwards on your bum as you sit in the sand, you look out across all of the other beachgoers. Slowly, your big smile fades into a little one. Slowly, your little smile fades into a straight line. Your straight line mouth does not fade any further, but your shoulders slump a little bit.

E-every other girl here's in a bikini! Did you miss some sort of memo or something? Last time you were here, everybody else was in a one-piece swimsuit like you. You're so out of place!

Feeling pretty embarrassed, you get up from your sitting position and swipe your hand over your legs a couple of times to shake some of the sand off. You look around again, bottom lip shaking. Sh-should you go home again.....? N-no, wait, this is weekend beachtime funtime! You can't let something like this get your spirits down! It'll probably be fine if you just go into the ocean and dunk your whole body, so that nobody can see you. Y-yeah, okay, that sounds like a good idea.

Moving on tiptoes through the sand, you try to creep your way off of the coast and into the water. The sun feels good on your skin, at least, so it wasn't a total loss. You wave your head from side to side, checking for any mean-spirited onlookers, as you make your way towards the shore.{if NewtonGym == True} Then, rea- hey, wait a second, is that Newton over there? That's Newton! He's a little bit further down the beach, but if you hold your hand over your eyes and squint, then- oh, no, nevermind, it was just somebody else without a shirt on. False alarm.{endif} Then, realising just how open the beach is, you give up on your strategy in favour of breaking into a full sprint out to get to the water as quickly as possible!

{if NewtonGym == True}With a- hey! You skid to a stop in the sand. It's-! No, just another shirtless guy. Okay, you start sprinting again. {endif}With a lot more jiggle than you'd like, because it slows you down significantly, you barrel your way into the shallow parts of the sea and drop down into a prone position, spinning around to watch over the rest of the beach like a crocodile from your position. Hmmmm..... it looks like nobody's thinking mean things about you yet, at least. But you can't be too safe. Keeping an eagle eye on the beach with your front side half-submerged in water, you make sure to not miss even a single detail.

It looks like there's a congregation of bikini girls at a certain part of the beach. That's nothing too alarming, until you see that more and more of them are heading to that spot. T-there's got to be at least, like twelve! Which is a lot to look at, even if it doesn't sound like a lot! You sink a bit lower into the water, blowing bubbles out of your mouth angrily.

One of the bikini girls is waving people that are just walking by on the beach over, on top of other bikini girls going there of their own free will. They all look so smiley and happy, the villains. What are they planning?

The bikini girl bringing in random passers by steps forward, and cups her hands around her mouth so that she can get louder.

"Alright guys, the bikini contest's gonna be starting in ten minutes, if you wanna come watch! Girl with the loudest cheers wins swimswim's latest model!"

Wait, they're giving away bikinis? Oh, yay! You stand up from your place in the water, hurriedly making your way over to see about joining in. You won't have to hide in shame anymore, if you can win this contest!{if NewtonGym == True} Suddenly, you stop in place- look, over there, it's Newt-

........

Shut up. You don't want to talk about it.{endif}