Green's essentials

The door chimes as you enter Green's essentials, and you feel like you have to duck to squeeze in past the enormous clutter of toys, umbrellas, diapers and general stuff that the shop is festooned with, almost none of which is of any interest to you, apart that is from the stand of confectionery and the refrigerator opposite it. You select a 1/2 liter bottle of mineral water, a candy bar and a packet of chips (prawn cocktail flavored). You consider that you might need them on the rest of your way back to the shop later.

The till is near the doorway, and a late middle aged Indian woman with a red dot on her forehead, large spectacles, and a floor length Sari is watching you approach. You put them on the counter and she rings them up on the till. That will be $3, she says without humor and without any comment on your attire. (You feel a little self conscious at your semi-nudity.)

However, you obviously don't have any pockets in the French knickers, or wallet for that matter, so wish #2 will have to do instead of cash.

"You pay for them." you say.

She blinks and nods.

"... and lean forward a little just now".

She bends across the counter towards you.

You extend your arms and squeeze the old woman's tits through the silken material. "Thanks. Have a nice day now."

She blinks again, frowns for a moment at the sudden groping then smiles. The instruction to have a nice day was explicit and she was definitely going to do it.

Hit <backpage> and try a different shop.