An intense full-body "workout"

The Goblin Guru snapped his fingers and motioned for Xyss-Siss to come closer. The kobold obeyed, this time crossing her arms over her blazer in anticipation of her boss reaching inside again. Instead, he knelt down and reached into her stockings, then pulled out a pink, plastic vibrator egg from each, along with its remote. "I'd say you shouldn't be carrying all of this on the job, but it does come in useful now and again." Balzhak gave his kobold servant a pat on her spiny head (carefully), then approached Oda with the devices.

"W-W... What are you going to do with those? My pussy's already full..." Oda wasn't lying; there wasn't much room to slide anything in around that huge, green dildo he'd pushed in earlier.

"There are other ways to use them. Balzhak's Lessons for the Lesser # 217: always carry tape. Never know when you're going to need it." The goblin reached into his pocket, producing the roll of said tape, then licked his thumb and pulled off a small piece. "Don't worry, Oda. The camera is still centered exclusively on your charming, red eyes." He motioned for Xyss-Siss to buck the camera up a bit; it was focusing rather obviously on the other girl's legs now, in spite of his words. "Now, we do need to train your entire body, so I'm just going to pull your bra off."

"Grrr! You really are pushing your luck, Ball-Sack..."

The guru clicked his teeth, wanting to tell the demon princess which of the two of them was pushing their luck, but he held his tongue instead. He yanked up Oda's sports bra quickly, causing her attractive, well-shaped breasts to bounce free in the air for a moment, then placed one of the eggs over each. Next, he fastened the tape over each, then placed each remote into the back hook of her bra. The goblin's fangs showed in a sadistic grin as he pushed each dial up past the point of decency and watched the toys begin vibrating on the demon princess' increasingly aroused nipples. As she began to howl with the new stimulation, he faced the camera and adjusted his glasses once again. "Remember, fellow goblins... Balzhak's Lessons for the Lesser #448: Never be afraid to look to other cultures for ways to spice up your bedroom life."

Oda couldn't even retort this time; she was still busy shaking her head wildly, feeling like she was going crazy under all of the added stimuli. "H-He just said bedroom life! This isn't about training at all, is it?!" She knew that already, of course, but it just felt degrading for him to say it out loud...

"I meant workout life, Princess. Lesson for the Lesser #448, subsection A: Also, your workout life." Smirking, Balzhak circled her again, then moved to Xyss-Siss. He held out one hand expectantly.

"Uuuh... Bossssss?" The kobold girl tilted her head and flapped her tongue in confusion.

"You must have something else for Oda. A training device, that is."

The lizard-like girl scratched at her head-spines, putting on a thoughtful expression, then, eager to please, pulled out one more device. This one was resting inside her pocket book... it was a black, rubber plug, thankfully one that didn't look like it had been used recently. "I-I don't really usssssssse that one, SSSSSSir. You'd have to be a real freak to use all of that at once-!"

The goblin grinned wickedly, enjoying the timing of her statement as he took the opportunity to sit behind Oda. He grabbed hold of her bare ass powerfully with one hand, pulling one cheek aside, then used his other hand to begin wiggling the plug into place. It was a tight fit, of course, but it didn't seem like it was the first time either... it only stood to reason that someone afflicted with the Curse of Bullying had a lot of things put in there.

"Aaaaah! What the heck?! S-Stuff doesn't go in that hole! A princess' butthole is off limits, you green jerk!"

"And yet something is in there. Balzhak's Lessons for the Lesser # 610: don't deny what you can see and feel. I also get the sense I'm not exactly taking your anal virginity here, Princess..."

"Sh-Shut up...! I don't like stuff in my butt..." The princess' lips quivered with indignation; her body was becoming an increasingly lewd picture, with the nipples now erect due to the vibrators fastened on, her pussy housing an over-sized goblin dildo, and her ass harboring someone else's butt plug.

The goblin shrugged, then began to unfasten his pants. "Room for one more, I take it? Or are you going to be beaten by a bunch of toys?" A moment later, he'd dropped them, revealing strong legs that seemed more like some orc's than a goblin's... as well as a lengthy green cock that was something from the realm of fantasy porn. He stepped out of his shoes and trousers, leaving himself in just the white tank-top and socks. "Now there would be a nice thousandth episode special: demon princess submits to a stable of a dildo, a butt plug, and a pair of vibrators! Look at what you can accomplish with these simple household items, my viewers. Ha ha ha ha!"

Seeing that the camera had dipped below her head again, Oda scowled at Xyss-Siss to fix it, then shook her shoulders defiantly. "I've realized now that I'm already stronger than you! You're just making me do a bunch of weird stuff that isn't exercising at all! S-So we should just quit this now and I'll beat the stuffing out of you!"

"Hmmm... ****, huh? I can see the workout isn't working. You were supposed to become a strong woman who realizes that **** is beneath you and extend the glove of mercy with grace and class. My viewership is going to be very disappointed... Or... hmm... Are you asking for mercy from me?"

"Why would I?! Mercy is something winners give to losers, and you're not beating me!" Oda failed to realize how easily she'd been tricked away from the obvious answer to this problem.

Even if the Curse of Bullying wasn't sending the need to **** Oda through the goblin's very veins, that provocation probably would have gotten to him. "Okay then, Princess. Why don't you look into the camera and introduce yourself? Remember to keep your hands locked above your head. You know. For the exercise."

Oda clenched her teeth while bouncing up and down on the dildo, but spoke through them as she faced the camera. "M-My name is... Princess Oda... This is my tower and... I'm the ruler of it... W-We take challengers here and... meet them as defenders... and o-of those defenders... I'm the strongest and the pr-pr-proudest-!" It took great effort for her not to orgasm into the camera; her flushed, red face was a picture of strained defiance.

The goblin's face had nearly converted back into that of a conventional goblin's, apart from the face-lift he'd gotten to look more like a human in terms of facial structure. The expression was a perfect match to the fantasy trope's, though; he grinned hungrily, his tongue darting across the pointed nubs tipping each tooth. "No, no. Balzhak's Lessons for the Lesser number... something... zero... fifty-five..." He wiped away a string of drool from his lips. "Open your mouth when you speak..."

"I SAID I'M THE STRONGEST AND PROUDEST-!"

The goblin jumped forward, flailing his limbs through the air and barely catching himself on the nearby exercise equipment, before thrusting his cock towards her lips. As the word "proudest" left her lips, the tip pushed inside. He adjusted his position and used both hands to catch the sides of the princess' head, then began thrusting himself inside, enjoying the way that her eyes screwed up at the introduction of far too much cock inside her throat.

The kobold's lizard eyes widened and she shook her head, lowering the camera towards the floor. "Bossssssssss, w-wait! You're doing the 'Goblin Thing!' You told me to warn you if you ever ssssssseemed like you were doing the 'Goblin Thing' on air!"

The goblin whipped his head around to look at his subordinate, then curled his lips up with distaste. "No, dammit! Balzhak's- nff- Lessons for the Lesser- oooof- number 1050-something: If you're face-fucking a princess, that's a huuuuge step up- rrrk- from what regular goblins do! Look, viewers! If you make yourself smart and handsome like me- hfff- you can stick your cock into the face of whatever demon you want!"

Ridiculously, from this viewpoint, all Xyss-Siss was filming was the tank-top back and bare ass of the goblin, as he thrust himself again and again into the throat of the squat positioned, but no longer squat exercising, demon princess. "Boooosssssssss...!" The kobold began running her finger beneath along the groin of her panties beneath her mini-skirt in spite of herself...

As blood continued rushing to his cock and he felt the twitch of a release coming, the goblin was suddenly overcome with a sense he'd forgotten something. The viewers at home, watching his bare ass on TV with the words "1000th Episode: Watch Balzhak Effortlessly Retrieve the Reality Crystal!" pasted over it in bold red letters were likely wondering when the hell he was going to get around to retrieving the reality crystal... or at least get his camera girl to fix the angle for this scene. Balzhak's glasses slid slightly down the bridge of his nose and hung there stupidly as he scratched his head, desperately trying to use the power of his ordinarily photographic memory to recall to mind that duty that was escaping him...