He'll trade a plug for a plug, then be on his way

"Right, right... a guest really ought to tell everyone what she thinks about my show. Let me just... finish... here...!" Balzhak grunted loudly, allowing his genitals to finish achieving the release they'd been aching for. Gross, gloppy semen poured out from his green cock into the princess' throat and mouth, coating the inside fully and exploding out around the sides of her lips. When he pulled himself free, a thick trail of the off-white stuff hung from his member, forming a swinging bridge into the gaping cavern of her lips, as she continued to rock from the exertion that was still on her lower body. His markings covered her cheeks, chin, and even the tip of her nose. "You need to work on your fellatio form, Princess! I didn't think royalty would be inclined to spill."

"Is that... another of your... stupid lessons?" Amazingly, Oda still taunted him despite her present state, with both lower holes stuffed, her nipples teased by toys, and her face covered in the goblin's jizz.

The goblin adjusted his glasses again, then placed a hand upon Oda's shoulder. With the other hand, he reached behind her, grabbed the butt-plug, and began to wiggle it deeper inside of her, causing her face to contort into that indignant, beast-like expression of empty-headed, orgasmic sensation that he loved seeing so much. "Let's trade a plug for a plug, Princess. If you'll simply make a nice face into the camera, with a big smile, and some pleasant pose... let's say, with both of your hands in peace signs, right by your face... then tell everyone that your Tower of Total Defeat fully endorses my show, and further, that you love my training methods and specifically my cock... I could be persuaded to pull that plug out of your ass."

"I... I can handle the plug... I don't need you to-!"

"So you're saying you like the plug in your ass?" The goblin smiled almost sympathetically, marveling at how easy this logic trap had become to utilize.

"Of course not...! Fine, I'll... I'll give you your stupid plug...!"

Nodding, the goblin backed up and took his place besides Xyss-Siss with the camera. He held his hands up in two piece signs and made a snipping motion like scissors, just to tease her. "Big smiles, Princess. Big smiles. Xyss-Siss... Xyss-Siss, goddammit, have you been filming my ass and my cock this whole time?"

"Oh, uh, er-" the camerawoman scrambled, repositioning the viewfinder so that she'd capture Oda instead.

"If I've lost subscribers, their donations are coming out of your paycheck..."

"... Can I at least keep the footage, Bosssssss?"

"Yes, but footage of my likeness comes out of your paycheck too, Xyss-Siss. Remember that." The goblin reached for his tie to straighten it, then remembered he wasn't wearing it any more. "Ahem. Miss Oda, if you would?"

The princess nodded, still squatting with the dildo inside her, the plug on the back, the vibrators on her chest, and the mess all over her face. She made as nice of a grin as she could under these conditions, although one could note from the tears in the corners of her eyes and the twitching corner of her mouth that she didn't seem to be in the happiest of moods. "The Tower of Total Defeat... Fully endorses... Ball-Sack's Lessons for the Losers-"

"Cut, cut, cut! Reshoot that." The goblin rubbed his temples with two fingers.

"Cutting..." The kobold responded by trashing the portion of bad footage with the delete button.

The demon princess groaned, rocked by the vibrations in her pussy that were now causing her to leak all over the room's old gym equipment. "Ball-Sack's... Lessons for the Lesser...!" Embarrassingly, she found herself moaning an orgasm into the camera from the combination of stimulating pleasure devices, her mouth dripping a long string of leftover cum onto the floor as she did and her pussy squirting around the dildo. The noises had become especially sloppy, wet sloshes now. "W-Wait, Xyss-Siss, cut that too!"

"Cutting..." The kobold started to cut, before the goblin grabbed her clawed fingers in his hand and shook his head, indicating they were going to leave that part in.

"I... appreciated the guru's... training techniques and especially... the big, fat, stupid green goblin wiener..."

"Which is where, Princess?"

"In my... pussy...!"

"So say it all together, please."

"I loved having his big fat stupid cheating dumb smelly goblin weenie in my puss!" The princess ranted, no longer looking pleased despite the double peace signs she was throwing. One might note that it was actually a testament to her physical conditioning that she'd been doing unassisted squats for this long. One might also note that there was really nothing forcing her to do those squats, other than having been tricked from the outset. "A-Are we done?!"

"Yes, that will do very nicely." The goblin grinned from ear to ear. "We got what we came for. Once I'm dressed, let's depart immediately, Xyss-Siss."

"But bossssssss-"

"What, did you have another idea? I think I've pretty thoroughly exhausted this one."

"Y-yeah, Bossssssss, but-"

"Oh, right, right. The butt." The goblin approached again, then rudely pulled the plug out of Oda's ass. He peered at it with a sour expression, noting the newly opened hole of the princess' royal bum, then threw the plug in the garbage. Next, he grabbed hold of the panties Oda had pulled off earlier and used them to wipe down his spent erection. Once finished, he briskly began the process of changing back into his splendid suit attire. "Princess, please. There's no need to keep squatting on my account."

The demon princess blinked her eyes dumbly, then looked down, finally realizing she'd been moving under her own power this whole time. "I-I-I know that! I was just showing physical fitness for your stupid goblin jerkoffs or whatever! So they know how powerful I am! That's right! All of this proved how powerful I am!" She looked like she was about to burst into tears at any moment.

"Of course, my dear." Now the picture of his dapper former appearance, the goblin gave the princess a few pats on the head, then turned to leave. "Follow me out, Xyss-Siss."

"B-But Bossssss! The Cryssss-"

"Yes, hissss hissss hisssss. You kobolds do too much of that. Please stay silent for the rest of the trip home..." The goblin left the crystal as a complete afterthought, thankful with the 1000th episode he'd managed to put together: How to **** a Demon Princess in a Few Easy Steps.

After cleaning up, cursing under her breath all the while... but not too loudly, in case Jervale was listening down the hall... as if it was possible he'd missed the earlier moans and orgasm... Princess Oda dressed into her track-suit and then made her way back to the room with the Reality Crystal and the tower's butler. Her kobold secretary disguise had been so thoroughly ruined, it barely counted as a costume any more... she'd thrown it in the trash. Oda sighed wearily as she approached the door, then put on her cockiest smile, pressing one hand to her hip as she entered without knocking. "Jervale! I've repelled another challenger! That guy didn't get anywhere near the Reality Crystal?"

"Nowhere near it, huh?"

"R-Right... Nowhere near it." Oda gulped, remembering that they'd been just two doors away from the prize the Goblin Guru had come after. "He was a trickier opponent than I expected! Very uh... Very strong and just, you know, crafty, the way goblins are. But in the end, he was no match for my superior brains!"

"Right, right." The butler looked especially cross for some reason that Oda couldn't figure out.

... But she'd make a guess. "Could it be you um... you heard some of that and you felt like... 'Gee, Oda, don't give it up too easy. You're a good girl and you should repel this guy with your strength, even though you can also use your superior feminine wiles and beauty as a young lady?'"

"... I was just thinking about that broadcast. I hate goblin challengers. I despise them. There is no less inspiring feature of the typical role-playing campaign than the goblin encounter. And how many do you think were watching that broadcast?"

Oda pushed her fingers together with a sheepish frown. "Um... I don't know... B-But none of them are going to want to tangle with me after how I made a fool out of Ball-Sack, forgetting his crystal and everything-"

The butler clapped his hand down onto his notes angrily and stood from his seat. "Be serious! We're going to be flooded with goblins for the next few years! All of them are going to think they can come here and face-fuck a princess dressed as a Japanese office lady! What were you thinking?! Do you know how busy you've just made..." He paused, then flipped through his book, seeming to lose some of his rage as he realized he could foist this off onto one of the other challengers. "Bedevalus? Now Bedevalus is going to have to deal with hundreds of horny goblins! it's going to be like a fujoshi's fantasy doujin! Go apologize to him!" Jervale didn't really care if Bedevalus had forewarning or not... he just thought it could be pretty funny to watch Oda try and explain to the straight-laced knight that he'd just been assigned to take care of hundreds of goblins. It probably wouldn't be... his standards for funny were a little warped by now... but it wouldn't hurt (him) to try.

"Uwaaaah! I'm going, I'm going! Just don't tell him it was my faaaault!" The princess ran off crying, the way she seemed to end up every time.