Run for it.

Luke had more than enough humiliation for one day. So he shucked out of his briefs and made a mad dash for any exit he could find still holding his junk. He didn't even take a single step until he tripped over the very tighty-whiteys he tried to leave behind. His ankle got caught on the waistband and with Marlene still stepping on his undies, Luke fell face forward with his bare ass in the air. The guy with the camera zoomed in on it. The whole room was a bedlam of laughter as Luke's butt jiggled before his bemused voyuers. Luke's face was now a blazing scarlet as he lifted himself off the floor. Needless to say, his initial escape attempt was a complete and utter failure.

"Um, forgetting your brand Hanes?" Luke turned around to find Marlene holding up his tighty-whiteys like bait on a hook. Luke didn't want to have to fight so hard to reclaim his tighty-whiteys but for now they were his only clothing. Luke ran over to Marlene and leapt at his underwear to get them back. Marlene merely yanked them out of his reach a couple times as he continued to jump around to snatch them back. The crowd of spectators whistled and clapped with delight at the sight of Luke's flopping genitals until Marlene finally gave him back his briefs.

Luke clenched the garment in his fist and shook it at Marlene, "Alright! Show's over!" but it wasn't. While Luke was shouting at a nonplussed Marlene, his butt was still on full display for a rolling camera. Marlene herself was catching the full-frontal since Luke was too distracted by his own outrage to cover up; her eyes drifted lower towards Luke's little man. "I had enough of this crap! Fuck you! Fuck Max! Fuck Mark! Fuck Everybody! I hope whoever or whatever took my clothes this morning is having a goddamned blast at my expense! I came to your house to preserve my dignity not blow it up like a stick of dynamite in a fucking volcano! I am getting out of this shit hole while I still have my self-respect! Oh! And just one more thing...fuck your cameras!" Luke was waving his arms around wildly with his briefs still balled up in one hand while the other was flipping the bird. When he turned around to glare at his audience before leaving his outburst was perceived as something far more comical than threatening. After all, who would find a scrawny naked boy intimidating after seeing him dance around in tighty-whiteys?

Luke stomped out the door, fists still clenched to his sides; aimless in his anger. He made it ten feet outside the house when he stopped dead in his tracks. The neighbors who saw Luke in his underwear earlier where not only still outside but they were joined with many other friends, family, and neighbors who were very loudly discussing this morning's events. One of them turned their head and took quick notice of Luke coming out of Marlene's house. It was a high school girl in her senior year accompanied by her father who let out a surprised yelp as she pointed in Luke's direction. Everybody on the street swiveled their attention to where she was pointing at. Just like that, an entire street full of people were now taking in the sight of their naked neighbor walking outside in broad daylight.

Luke blinked as he took a moment to process this scene he was walking into. As jaws dropped among the crowd, Luke looked down at himself and finally came back to his senses as he realized what had all these people so enraptured was the appearance of his own nudity. Luke looked back up at his viewers, eyes widened in terror as this much larger crowd began laugh and wolf whistle in delight.

Anger now replaced with a new wave of humiliation, Luke darted his hands before his manhood still clutching his whites. As the crowd continued to laugh and clap Luke thought it best to release his grip on his underwear and hurriedly worked them up his legs nearly stumbling in the process as he was giving this new crowd a hilarious show. Snapping the elastic over his waist he looked back towards the array of people who were still rolling in the street laughing at Luke's embarrassment, his face turning redder than a tomato.

"Hanes! Hanes, wait up!" Marlene and her friends came running out of the house holding a fanny-pack and a huge wad of cash.

Luke turned towards them frustrated, "I told you my name is not Hanes! It's Luke! L-U-K-E! Lucas Ledford! Your neighbor who lives down the street from you. Get it right!" Luke was basically fighting back angry tears of humiliation at this point by shouting out corrections. That proved to be a big mistake.

"Luke? Oh, I know Luke!" One of the neighbors on the street cried out. Recognition flooded the area as many of Luke's neighbors placed a name to the blushing face.

"Yeah, that's right. That's the guy who lives across from me!"

"Luke? Oh yeah, I love that guy! I like him even better now!"

"Luke! I live right next door!"

"I thought he was familiar. I just didn't recognize him without clothes on."

"I knew it was him, just didn't want to say anything."

"Yeah, why is he outside in his underwear?"

"Why was he naked?"

"Why tighty-whiteys? I took him for a boxer-brief sort of guy."

"Hey, don't kink shame the poor fellow. If he wants to run around in his tighty-whiteys who are we to stop him?"

"That's right! Lucas is a good boy. He helped me move boxes out of my garage just the other day."

"Indeed, and you don't see many young men these days in tighty-whiteys anymore."

"Besides, seeing Luke in nothing but his underwear really made my day."

"I know! I never laughed so hard in ages!"

"Did you see his little member? I thought he would be bigger."

"I'm sure Luke is a grower not a shower."

Luke wanted nothing more than to have the ground swallow him up right now. His back was turned to his neighbors but he could still hear every embarrassing topic they were discussing and they were all about him! Now thanks to his little temper tantrum his whole block now knows that it was their neighbor 'Luke' who was running around in next to nothing; and then nothing at all. Luke was blushing from ear to ear as he addressed Marlene, "What do you want? I'm kind of in the middle of the worst day of my life right now?" Luke sounded utterly defeated.

"Well maybe this will make it better," Sienna handed over the fanny-pack "this is all your tips you just made in there. You can keep the pack as a bonus." Luke absently took the fanny-pack from Sienna as Marlene walked in front of him and pulled out the front of Luke's underwear to drop the roll of cash inside his crotch. "Plus, five-hundred dollars, up front, as promised." Luke didn't think his face could get any redder but Marlene just proved him wrong. Luke turned away from the girls only to face the rest of his neighbors who still stared at him with rapt interest. Despite everything that happened today, Luke tried to diffuse this mortifying situation by attempting an awkward smile and then waved at everyone like he did with the old couple from earlier. Everybody waved back smiling at Luke with a whole different perception of him as he padded back to his house head hung low.