Actual story prologue

“Why can’t I win in life?” Said a scrawny individual too himself as he plopped himself on his bed. Currently, he was in his room which was made soundproof because he played a lot on his computer and liked to anime openings 24/7. Right now the person on the bed was crying and was covered in a lot of bruises and sharpie marks which spelled shrimp dick and other colorful (and super nice) words. It took about an hour before the young man had finally managed to somewhat pull himself together. (Well at least enough to sit up and cry, cmon man get it together, your finna have a hell of a ride.) “Cmon James you have to man up,” James repeated the same words his older sister had told him when she beat him in his room for money.

James’s family consisted of his mother and older sister, both of them usually treated him like shit. James finally got off of his bed and went to his closet and opened a secret compartment that he had in there. Inside of it was a bottle of pills that had a label of Growth X. James was a bit hesitant to use the pills a month ago, but today he was feeling a bit braver, emphasis on the little bit. “Hey, the worst that can happen is that I have a heart attack no biggie...” James then read the instructions and what the side effects of taking this pill were. “Take 2 pills a day while also doing some form of exercise to maximize the effect... Side effects are growth I’m muscle mass, enormous penis growth, higher libido, heightened senses, a tad bit of memory loss...” James continued to study the pills and what went into it and how dangerous they were. “what on fucks earth is a cool rock?” James was reading what was in it and found that it had said cool rock. If this didn't scream bullshit I don't know what does, but James was not in his right mind and still went through with it anyway. "fuck it,"