You return to Samantha’s nightly

You make a habit of returning to Samantha’s bed basically every night. You don’t even wait until she’s in bed. After all, fucking her standing in front of the kitchen sink while she does dishes is quite enjoyable.

But you do love fucking her in the bed. It’s just comfortable and convenient. You’re not opposed to dragging her from her couch if she’s watching TV to her bed though.

You genuinely begin to feel like you and Samantha are in a relationship. You talk to her a lot when she’s frozen, after all. You tell her how pretty and smart she it. You tell her you love her. You imagine her saying it back to you.

One of the most difficult things is when she’s unfrozen and she’s just your Social Media Manager you have to remember that you don’t have the level of intimacy that you sometimes feel that you have. You’ve had to catch yourself from just touching her inappropriately a few times – forgetting momentarily that you only have free rein of her body when she’s been frozen in time.