Many women at Google are pregnant

Over the next few months there’s a rash of pregnancies in the Google office. It turns out that you’re a very virile man.

There are some women who were trying to get pregnant, but were having trouble getting knocked up by their partners. You really made their lives better by providing them with potent sperm.

There are some women who were in relationships or otherwise sexually active, but relied on condoms with the men they knowingly slept with. They assumed there was some breakdown with a condom.

There are some women who weren’t sexually active that they knew of and had no idea how they got pregnant. Some of these women were horrified, but others felt that they had been touched by God himself.

There are some woman who were on the pill… and that would have been fine except you had gone through their purses and replaced their birth control pills with all placebos.

Some of the women, sadly, did decide to abort for one reason or another. And there were miscarriages. You took solace with these types of women knowing that you’d have more opportunities to give life to their bodies.

The women learned of their own pregnancies individually and since it’s custom to be discreet during the initial months. So it took about three to four months since you had your accident that suddenly people realized that most of the women in the office were pregnant. Nobody thought twice about why none of the ugly girls were knocked up, because who’d want them anyway.

There were some rumors of something in the water to increase fertility, and people shared stories of other mass coincidental pregnancies. But for the most part everyone seemed to be thrilled by this turn of events. (Everyone except Google management who was rethinking their generous family paid leave policy).

In fact, it seems that some of the women who had decided to abort seemed to regret their decisions as they didn’t like missing out on all of the pregnancy glow. You made sure to prioritize fucking them to give them another shot to make the right call and have your babies.

At the center of all of the pregnant women of Google, is Samantha – who announced that she has the earliest due date. She was the first to announce her pregnancy and is leading the way for all of the other women.