Quick and Violent

You were ready to patiently wait as long as it might take for the fighting to begin, but it was only a minute later when it happened. A loud cracking sound came from a tree opposite the goblins. The adventurers whirled towards it, already on edge from the silence surrounding them. This left the three goblins you had seen earlier a clear shot at the sorceresses back, and they took it, leaping out of cover and jabbing at her back and legs, only for all of them to seemingly miss by a hair.

It must be magic is all that you had time to think before things got crazy. You felt a slight rush of something inside you, then, just as the two adventurers were turning back to meet their attackers a fourth goblin ran out from where the sound had come from and jumped at the warrior’s back, scrambling up his armor, grabbing his throat and holding on for dear life as the warrior tried to turn and smash it off. The sorceress meanwhile had cast some sort of magical bolt at the spear wielder, frying it in one blast and giving you another small rush.

Now there was a wildly thrashing warrior with a bleeding goblin on his back, and a shouting sorceress waving her staff to hold off two goblins with knives. Seeing an opportunity, you jumped at it, propelling yourself onto the sorceress as quickly as possible.

You felt a strange pushing sensation just before impact, like something was trying to divert you away from her, but it collapsed in only a moment under your full weight. There was a loud squelching sound as you made your graceless landing right on her surprised face. She stepped back, trying to balance the sudden weight while screaming and raising her hands to pry you off, dropping her staff in the process. You held on, grabbing her hands as well when they tried to claw you off. You managed to hold on like this for a couple seconds while she flailed and backpedaled. Then you felt her falling as she tripped on something, ‘probably a tree root’ you thought in a strange moment of clarity. You pulled away from her just a little as she fell, trying not to have any part of you squashed between her and the ground.

Then she hit the ground with a thud and stopped struggling, it took a moment for you to realize what happed as you read her status.

Stunned: 20 seconds

She must have hit her head really hard on that fall, but you weren’t going to look a gift horse in the mouth. You glanced around to assess the rest of the situation.

Unsurprisingly, the goblin that had been latched onto the warrior was now laying dead on the ground. The other two were bloodied, but not yet out. They were however, on the opposite side of the warrior now. You could hardly believe your luck, an experienced warrior would never let himself be surrounded so easily. Seeing the opportunity, you took it immediately and charged him as quickly as your slimy body would allow.

The moment you were within reach, you engulfed his armored legs and pulled as hard as you could. He went down with a grunt, immediately lashing out at you with his mace. It struck true and you dropped to 3 quarters health. His armor was just starting to dissolve where you were clinging to it, but it wouldn’t be gone before he beat you to **** if you kept at this approach. The goblins were charging for him now that he was prone, but you doubted they would be able to kill him quickly enough. So, feeling gaps in the rookies armor you lunged for them like your life depended on it. You lost another quarter health worming your way in, but now he was distracted by the goblins trying to lunge at his face. As you felt his skin you unleashed all your frustration on it, simultaneously constricting and burning him with your acidic body.

His thrashing and screaming lasted for an agonizingly long time compared to the rest of the battle, until you felt the life leave him and you began to heal, meaning his body was really dead. Then, you remembered the sorceress. Surely the 20 seconds was almost up, and you did not want to lose her just because you were too slow with her companion.

Exiting the warriors armor through holes both old and new, you emerged to see that she was indeed getting up and the goblins were covering her escape just like they had with the warrior but she seemed to be in no mood to fight them now, and was looking around wildly for some other way out. Perhaps it was luck or perhaps it was fate that she then tried to bolt past you. You wouldn’t let one escape now that you were this close to complete victory though, and considering your previous isolation, you didn’t want to share victory either.

You separated and launched almost half of your total mass at her with only one intent, ‘stop the sorceress’s movement.’ Then you redirected your attention to the two crazed goblins chasing her. You needed to deal with them quickly, and the fastest way would be with the magical bolt the sorceress had cast. You really didn’t know how your magic imitation would function but you just hoped it was based on intention as you imagined a bolt streaking towards the closest goblin. Amazingly, it was as simple as that. The bolt formed almost instantly, then smashed into the lead goblin just as quickly, taking almost all of your newly recognized mana with it. For the other goblin, who had yet to react to your possible breach of monster etiquette, you simply leaped at him and swallowed as much of him as you could. It took only a second or two for him to collapse as his measly health was depleted.

Then you turned back to the sorceress, hoping she was still there, and indeed she was. She was face down in the dirt and attempting to struggle out of what appeared to be slimy manacles around her ankles and wrists, while her clothes were being steadily dissolved by the excess slime. You would smile at your copy’s good work if you could, which reminded you somewhat of your still slightly frustrating lack of a humanoid form.

As you watched the sorceress’s clothes be dissolved however, you were reminded of something else, your libido. It had been so long since any opportunity, no matter how small had been present for release, that you had forgotten that illogical piece of you completely. Why a monster like a slime would even have a libido was still a mystery, but it’s presence was growing increasingly urgent. ‘I might as well’ was your last fully logical thought as you rushed towards the now beautiful woman laying on the ground.

So many things began competing for your attention as you merged with the slime holding her. One was the size of breasts, which were large enough to prop her up a bit in her current position. Another was the smoothness of her skin under your grasp. Another was the slight wetness coming from between her legs. The most pressing however, was her voice which while unintelligible, was growing louder. You had to keep her quiet or else someone or something else might find you before you finished. So you quickly wrapped around her mouth to cover the sounds as best you could. Then finally, now the situation was fully under control, you went straight for what you urges told you to.

That crevice between her legs was tight, but it provided only marginal difficulty to your body’s ability to reshape, as you prodded it with a single, slimy appendage. As you pressed in, she attempted to vocalize louder and moved more frantically, though it didn’t seem to be entirely for escape. You almost thought she was trying to press back into your appendage, and she got even wetter. You absorbed all the moisture she produced as you continued to push and widen the small part of you within her, withdrawing slightly to readjust and grow it.

Then you came up against something just barely inside her that halted you for a moment before giving way on the next push. She immediately started bucking and attempting to yell as you continued to pulse, push, and pull with increasing urgency. It felt like she was burning inside, and you began to feel a rising heat in yourself as well.

You had been going at it for minutes before you realized there was another barrier inside this wonderfully wet woman. It was much firmer in the face of your constant barrage, and you could go no deeper. The girth of you inside her was also reaching capacity, as her opening had stopped expanding and her vocalizations had reached a fever pitch. Suddenly she began shaking uncontrollably, her tunnel repeatedly clenching around you as much as it could. Her moisture poured into you as you felt yourself losing control of your own body. You began to pulse inside her constantly as something formed within you, it was like your normal slime, but without any cohesion. It was definitely distinct and it needed to be released immediately, so you propelled it into her tunnel as forcefully as you could, shuddering as it left you and you pushed as hard into her as you could.

It was a few seconds before you came down completely, and you realized that in your excitement you had invaded her open mouth and probably constricted her throat as well. Now she was limp in your grasp, and there was a window that had popped up in front of her face.

****: Respawning to Town

Well that was new, you had never seen a player go ****.

A few seconds later, the message disappeared and took the sorceress with it, leaving you to eagerly inspect your character sheet.

Level 5 Weird Slime
Monster, Slime, Explicit
Experience to level up - 326
Attributes
| Strength 16 | Dexterity 18 | Endurance 25 |
| Charisma 8 | Manipulation 10 | Appearance 8 |
| Perception 25 | Intelligence 25 | Wits 20 |
Skills
Athleticism 15
Awareness 25
Dodge 15
Occult 10
Presence 10
Resistance 20
Stealth 25
Feats
Absorption
Amorphous Body
Monstrous Appearance
Split Mind
Weird Talent

Your immediate reaction to her disappearance was a slight sadness that you couldn’t fuck her again, as your now functioning mind recalled that that’s the goblins’ name for that action. They did it quite often at night in their camp. Your next reaction was joy that you had actually fucked. Then finally, elation at your meteoric experience gain. 174 experience meant that you must have gotten the experience from both of the adventurers and the two goblins you killed. You were still below your personal record of level 6, and 270 XP, but you had gotten so much so quickly, and you even had fun along the way.

Now there was business to take care of though, 4 corpses, excluding the adventurers that had respawned, would soon attract wolves or other scavengers and you would not let them have your kills. So, as quickly as you could you digested the bodies, leaving only the things you couldn’t digest, like stone daggers and miscellaneous items.

Strangely, one of the things you found was a Claimant Crystal, which just popped out of the air from the sorceress’s inventory along with a few other items upon her ****. Most items were largely unusable by you, as you lacked the magical inventory that all adventurers and some monsters appear to have. This crystal however looked seriously interesting. It supposedly claimed whatever area it was used on and allowed things to be built there. The weird part being that it specifically stated that anyone could use one. Maybe even monsters, you thought with glee.

Now you really needed to try it, and luckily it was immune to your slime, so there was no chance of accidentally destroying it.