Let's turn Erza on!

You reach behind her neck and press down on the button, holding for a couple of seconds before you here the "power on jingle". You remove your hand and stand back.

Erza's eyes twitch a little before slowly opening. She stands up straight and looks you directly in the eyes. With a stern and commanding voice, she says "I am Erza Scarlet, S class wisard of the Fairy Tail guild." A shiver runs down your spine. She chuckles a little and quickly remarks "Sorry, I might have been a little overly combative there."

She then grabs your head and smashes it against her chest armor in what can only almost count as a hug. "Ouch!" It's no question, this is definitely Erza! Her voice is exactly how you remember it, along with her mannerisms.

She then releases you and clears her throat "I am the Erza model from Anime Robo-Sluts. As you may have already known, I am here to help you fulfill your many fantasies. While I am programed and designed to mimic the personality of the fictional character of Erza, I am not actually her. As such, I am sadly incapable of any sort of magic. I was however programmed with over a dozen fighting styles in case you are ever in the mood to spar"

"Wait, what!?! That's... kinda perfect but also why?" You accidentally blurt out.

Erza chuckles and closes her eyes while softly smiling, arms crossed. "The company believed that sales would increase if I doubled as both a pleasant sex robot and a fearsome sparring droid." She says with a calm but pleasant tone.

"I guess that almost makes sense hehe" You giggle awkwardly, your head still in pain from being smashed into a sheet of metal.

"As I was saying, I am here to fulfill your fantasies. I am equipped with extensive knowledge and expertise in numerous sex positions and am able to role-play a wide variety of scenarios." She continues.

"Wow, they put a lot of effort into you guys don't they?"

"Indeed" Erza smiles pleasantly and places one hand on her hip, seeming to be a bit more comfortable. "Before we begin though" She gives you a **** glare, making every bone in your body tremble in fear.

"Y-Yes?..." You stutter.

"How can you live in this filth? Look around! There are dirty clothes and dishes everywhere!" You called it. She goes on to point out every piece of trash lying around your house. You thought it was just fine when you walked in, but true to character, it's nowhere near enough. "You will take the kitchen and laundry while I'll clean the living room and bathroom."

"You can't boss me around in my own house!" You object.

She then stares you dead in the eyes with a murderous gaze fit for even Batman and hits back with "Is there a problem with that?"

Stricken with fear you yelp "No mam!" and run to the kitchen as fast as possible. After the 10th dish, your mind snaps back to reality, and in your head, you say: "Wait a minute! I don't have to do this since she follows my commands? What the hell?? " You then giggle and laugh to yourself. "This is exactly like her! "