Amy gets cold feet

"For God's sake, Doctor, isn't there anywhere on this planet that doesn't have snow on it?" asked a naked Amy Pond. "My feet are freezing. In fact, my whole body is freezing. It's bad enough I'm naked but now I'm naked outside in wintertime. And the only thing I have on is this stupid nano-watch."

"Well, it could be worse, Amy," said the Doctor. "At least you fell rightside-up. Poor Rory fell wrongside-down and then landed in that hole."

"Rory!" cried Amy. "My God, Doctor! We gotta save Rory."

"Don't worry," said Rory from the bottom of a nearby hole. "I'm all right. I just managed to land on my head."

"We have to get him out, Doctor," said Amy. "My God, we need to get him out."

"I'm okay, Amy," said Rory. "There's nothing else down here save a bunch of broken robots who keep talking about eggs."

"Eggs?" asked the Doctor. "What kind of eggs?'

"I don't know," said Rory. "Eggs-terminate from what I gather. Apparently some fancy new dish from their version of across the pond."

"Oh, no, Rory," said the Doctor. "Those sound like Daleks. You need to get out of there right away."

"Okay," said Rory. "How do I do that?"

Just then the Doctor's i-phone played a quick riff from Verdi's "Anvil Chorus."

"Hello," said the Doctor.

"Oh, it's you," said a female voice on the other end. "I was hoping it was the girl. Or else the Pretty One."

"No, you got the Doctor," said the Doctor. "What do you want?"

"Well, right now I was hoping for a pony but since that seems unlikely, I'll settle for someone who knows something about Daleks," said the voice. "Like the blonde girl who used to appear on that old TV show. You know the one I mean. Rosie the Dalek Slayer."

"Sorry, there's no Rosie here," said the Doctor. "But you are talking to the one being in the universe that the Daleks call the Predator."

"Oh, really?" asked the mysterious voice. "Does that mean that if it bleeds, we can kill it?"

"Huh?" asked the Doctor.

"Sorry," said the voice. "I couldn't resist the bad joke. My mother always said I was quite impossible for a girl. In fact, sometimes she even called me the impos --"

"Never mind all that," said Amy. "Can you help me rescue my husband from the Daleks?"

"Husband?" asked the voice. "The one time a single lady finally makes it to this godforsaken planet and she turns out to be married. Geez, my luck is bad today."

"Your luck is bad?" asked Amy. "I'm out here in the cold weather, shivering and stuff because I'm naked and my husband is about to be killed by Daleks."

"As usual, you married people always think it's all about you, don't you?" asked the mysterious voice.

Then the voice signed off.