Beta Testing Beast Mage (Monster Impregnation)

I like that UO lets me be things I am not in real life.

In real life, I'm the stereotypical "unsexy nerdy girl" who is super scrawny, flat chested, wears way too thick glasses, messy hair, and looks like she does not bathe regularly.

Which I do, I swear! My hair and skin just seem to magnetically attract all the oil in the atmosphere two seconds after I finish showering!

In UO, I get to be attractive. Maybe not in the "chain-mail bikini with EE cups barbarian woman warrior" way but I think I look pretty cute as a half-elf Black Mage with sparkling blue eyes, long black hair, a cute little button nose and dressed in black robes that are loose fitting but hint at the curvy and modestly busty body I have under it. Even the glasses my character wears in game gives me that cute mousey-type look (and also a bonus to See Magic).

I do not know how much of it was my appearance and how much of it was my class-type (as a lot of people who played female characters were either the previously mentioned "chain-mail bikini with EE cups barbarian" or "Pure Girl" Healers) that got people interested in me to the point I was able to join a pretty large guild but I was glad whatever it was did. It felt nice to have people to hang out and team up with to go on adventures, figuring out how to defeat various monsters and raid bosses, and having fun at different gimmick events throughout the year.

But in that time I also discovered something else.

Sometimes I like it when a monster... defeats me.

The first time was when I accidentally got separated from the group I was with during the Maze of Malevolence event and the Minotaur boss caught me and impaled me.

And I do not mean with his horns. It was quite the shock when all my spells bounced off him as he charged me and then he was tearing off my robes and lifting me off the ground so he could press me against the wall and slam that enormous cock into me over and over again until he hosed down my insides with so much cum my belly actually swelled a little. I had never had sex before, obviously, and it is not like I would ever approve of **** in the real world or WANT to be **** in the real world but... as part of the game... it felt so... GOOD.

My team managed to find and rescue me before I got hit with the "**** of a Minotaur" debuff but after that... well... sometimes I would "accidentally" get separated from the group on other adventures and they would find me getting bent over a rock by a cave troll, being gang-banged by a swarm of gremlins, and then there was that one time I wound up being the "meal" for an incubus this cult we were trying to stop was summoning...

ANYWAY!

All that made it really concerning when one day I got an e-mail from the developers of UO.

Dear Player,

We have been conducting a recent study of player actions and have noticed an interesting trend in your behavior that has made you eligible for an exciting opportunity.

In the next few months we will be introducing a new character class to the game which we believe will be highly compatible with your gaming trends. We would like to extend an offer to become a beta tester for this new class, with the potential to keep whatever skills and prestige items you acquire during the testing period should everything go well and your feedback proves useful in working out the bugs that may crop up in the process.

Hope to hear from you soon,

The UO Development Team

I was confused but curious... so I said yes, downloaded the appropriate data to access the beta server and logged on.