The most epic battle in Fate: A TIGER VS A FOX!!!

POV: Shirou

You are in the kitchen cooking up the usual breakfast for the Emyia household. The sizzle of the pan is heard as delicious smells waft throughout the house. Caster tried to help you but you refused. She still watched you cook closely, entranced by how much you're in your element. The only thing that breaks you from your reverie is the sound of your front door bursting open.

"HI SHIROU! I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND I LET MYSELF IN! I BROUGHT SOME WHAAAAAAT!?!?" The unmistakable voice of Taiga Fujimura ceases as she lays her now open eyes upon Caster. "SHIROU EMIYA, YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR BRINGING A STRANGE WOMAN INTO YOUR HOME!!" Taiga yells.

Before you can speak, Caster intervenes. "Please, I will not have you speaking to my husband like that.' Caster's ears twitch. You cringe. Caster couldn't have chosen worse words to use. Taiga tries to storm past Caster to no avail. "AND NOW YOU WENT AND GOT MARRIED BEHIND MY BACK!?? SHIROU EMIYA I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS!"

"Fuji-nee, calm down, let's talk over breakfast." You reply, hoping to tame the Tiger of Fuyuki in the only way you know how - through her bottomless stomach. Still furious, Taiga hmmphs and sits at the breakfast table. "You didn't even invite me for crying out loud. And since when are you into women who are into cosplay like this?? Did you put her up to that? ANSWER ME, SHIROU!!" Taiga continues, still fired up.

You bring breakfast over to the furiously waiting Tiger. She stuffs her mouth impatiently as you sit across from her. Caster sits next to you and places a coy finger upon her lips as her ears twitch from Taiga's volume. "Well, we aren't officially married."

Taiga seems a little more relaxed. "You should have told me you liked women like that. I could have..." Taiga shakes her head. "Nevermind me. But Sakura.." Taiga says bringing up your closest friend. "What about her?" You ask ignorantly. "Well... You probably shouldn't introduce yourselves as a pair around her. Be careful with her feelings, okay? I wouldn't want her to be hurt too."

You nod as you eat your breakfast with Caster and your long time guardian, Taiga Fujimura. She's obviously on edge the entire time.