Meet Cersei

We rode south and it was an massive relief to feel some warmth against your back, it was even warm enough to remove one of your layers but the thing was ever since the incident in Reed’s territory Brienne shut herself off from us, I think she was angry at herself just as much as me but she remained cordial and even answers my burning and important question, “I assume you know her so...What do I say and do not say to her?” “First of all it’s an bad idea for me to stay long, I have a small claim and to her this is a bad thing. You should be fine being unknown, just don’t criticise her... don’t kiss her ass or your usual self. Oh yeah Qyburn once said to me that you have to hold your ground against her otherwise she will torment you!” I nodded as Brienne added, “Don’t mention her children, lovers, **** or try to embarrass her!” I nodded before smiling saw the massive fortress, “Finally something that indicates war or a potential war at least we aren’t going mad!” “You say that almost like you are enjoying this!” I shook my head before looking over to the kingdom said, “No...but at least we may get some luxury now!” “Luxury?” Brienne snorted before laughing spoke, “We have to survive first of all!” ”Don’t worry about her, I’ll worry about her!” and scoffing Arya spoke, “Well come on then get us in” I nodded before saying, “Excuse me my fellow sir, can you tell Cersei that her nephew has come to see her!” “Oh yeah? really?” I nodded before saying calmly, “Yes Cersei had a relationship with my uncle Robert Baratheon, his brother Stannis had a child!” “Really we thought all his children were dead?” “I don’t know much but I was told that with their poor luck with children they took no chances with my birth, I was risen by the Tarth’s and later their family’s friends!” and looking at Brienne she nervously nodded as they said, “Follow me!” and nodding I smiled at Arya who shaking her head muttered, “He will never get away with this!”

We walked up to the throne room and being said to wait there Arya cried, “It’s not going to work! She is going to twig it!” “How did you even know this? Her past!” “Asked Ol’ three eyed for some information. The key you see is to not let them have time to think about it!” and pushing the doors open pushed past the guards as we were met by a man’s cockiness as he marched back and for the room as Cersei saw us and went to speak but was interrupted by Euron who spoke, “I will guarantee to put a baby in you!” the room fell silent as he smirked and annoyed at how he embarrassed her snapped, “Well Arya and Brienne don’t agree with you!” he turned around as I said, “I have finally found my Aunt!” “Aunt?” she coughed causing him to say, “Do you mind boy we are in the middle of something!” and shaking my head I said, “No...no your not!” and drawing his sword spoke, “I must warn you I am a skilled swords man!” I stood there before saying, “So...” he lifted his sword up to my throat as he said, “I will prove it to anyone” causing me to say, “Maybe Brienne could slay you. She is very good at killing scumbags!” he stared at her before shaking his head spoke, “I...I can’t do it to a woman, I have more honour despite the lack of femininity that she possess!” I looked at Cersei who spoke, “Someone to defend my honour? I never had much but okay, you will fight!” I nodded before drawing my sword spoke, “Okay, but I must ask for two things of you Aunt!” she nodded causing me to say, “One you hear us out and secondly a kiss from your elegant lips Arya didn’t believe you were the kissing kind!” “I never said that, I said you wouldn’t have the courage to do it!” and nodding Cersei said, “Very well!” I drew my sword we saw the faint gold outline cover the sword as we began to duel, he was alright but not great and waiting for the opportunity I dodged his swing before impaling him in the throat there we saw the gold light send him backwards as I killed him with one more I impalement I turned around and seeing Cersei quickly cover up the faint golden lines on her hand nodded to me as I winked and wiping it clean I simply said, “Done!” she nodded before walking forward offered her hand for me to take and help her step over the body, “I am a woman of my word!” she spoke and cupping her face she smiled as I took her lips next to mine and feeling her tongue enter my life I did the same and dropping my hands to her waist she smiled holding my arms before pushing back retracted her arms and returning to her cold composure spoke, “Now tell me why you are calling me Aunt?” I lifted my hand before looking saying, “Excuse me Queen a moment!” I looked at Arya who nodded said, “Damn it!” as she started to strip off.

“She lost a bet! So she must pay up!” Cersei growing flustered spoke as Arya rushed out of the room, “She won’t be long!” and pouring the two women a drink heard, “So you are Stannis son?” I shook my head before saying, “Nah, it was an excuse just to see you, however I know what you are and what you are hiding and lifting my hand she saw the glowing golden lines on my hand and nodding I spoke, “Interestingly Bran believed that I would stumble across another Isu hybrid and indicated we would be family!” her eyes widened before speaking, “Bullshit!” “He meant family via our Isu connection not our human forms!” she looked down and taking her arm I spoke, “If it’s true, I will look after you!” she looked at Brienne before asking, “Her?” I looked at the annoyed Brienne causing me to nod before saying, “No, she is only is part of me trying to fulfil the prophecy nothing about you!” she nodded and looking at her I spoke, “How about some food so we can warn you and maybe Arya will be back by then!” she nodded and wrapping my arm around her escorted her out of the room.

We sat at her table to Arya’s and Brienne’s surprise and watching me eat before taking a bite themselves listened as I explained the stories and thinking about it spoke, “So my kingdom is going to be destroyed by Daenerys and her dragons!” she slumped before saying, “The civilians will be killed!” “Like you care!” Arya snapped causing Cersei spoke, “I don’t but killing my people off for no reason then that pisses me off!” I nodded before saying, “I assume it means the dragon has to die?” Brienne spoke and nodding before saying, “I am sorry but why does everyone think she is an friend but she has a dragon that can destroy a whole village!” and nodding Cersei spoke, “Finally someone who understands my point!” “Of course he would!” Arya grumbled and smiling I spoke, “No one should be on it... it is clear that no one is without dirt on them!” “And what’s yours?” Cersei asked and leaning back spoke, “I don’t have any yet but I soon will!” and nodding Brienne spoke, “You by your choices not by actions!” and nodding I heard from Cersei, “All houses must fall...so everyone must die?” and shaking my head I spoke, “Hopefully I won’t have to kill anyone. If I can unite everyone under one house all houses will have fallen technically!” and nodding she spoke, “Well if I am to die at least do it to my face!” I nodded before saying, “If you and Arya have to die, I will make it painless, but I really don’t see the need if I can work it out correctly!” and nodding Cersei spoke to the others shock, “If you need resources come to me. I will make sure you get what you need!” “Oh yeah what about when we have to fight the White Walkers?” and lifting my hand I spoke, “No because if we don’t those who survive will be the ones to contest for the throne and from there we can decide what to do next!” Cersei nodded before thinking about it said, “I want more artillery positions!” Qyburn nodded before leaving us Cersei spoke, “Is there anything else you need?” and nodding pointed at the diadem spoke, “I will take your crest piece!” and removing it she nodded before I placed it back on her head and smiling I spoke, “Perfect!” she smiled before looking over to Arya who glared at her and turning to Qyburn spoke, “Prepare them a room!” he nodded before leaving once again Cersei got up and spoke, “If you will excuse me!” and leaving us I spoke, “Told you she isn’t that bad!”