Finally Someone who Speaks English

The guard looks to his watch, well one more hour and it'll be time to start my paperwork, think you can tell more before then?"

Looking at him i continue from where I left off

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“Oh your an Englishman sir?” Approaching once more “I’m trying to get to Mondello Beach, you wouldn’t happen to be going that way would you, I can make it worth your while if you are? Winking at me suggestively, lifting the hem of her t-shirt giving me a teasing look at the bottom of her light blue bikini underneath it. Well thing were looking up for me.

“Yeah I’m on my way there, hop in!” Opening the door, she looks inside, nods he head and climbs in beside me. “My name if Curt Weber what’s yours?”

“Annabelle De Laurentiis!” Reaching out to the radio in this piece of crap “You mind if the radio plays?” I just shrug my right shoulder at her. Soon the interior is flooded with words I couldn’t understand. Putting the car into drive I start up the empty road “Hey this is a one way street and you are going the wrong way!”

“I’m an American and we go anyway we want!” Five minutes later I see off to my right white sand. “Say is that a beach?”

“Yes that’s Beach Vergine Maria but it can only be accessed from the back of someone’s home!”

“Yeah right!” Driving a little further up the road I spot a parking lot with an available empty space. Pulling in I see the typical sandy patch down from the lot to what looks like white sand. “Only from houses you say, then what’s this the servants entrance to the beach!” Getting out, to her protests I go take a good look for myself

“Mr. Weeber believe me when i say that you don’t want to go down there!” getting out coming to me as I start the descent to the beach “Please just drive to Mondello Beach, it is better!’

“It’s Weber and I want to see a beach and here one is!” The closer to the beach I got the more I see that it’s empty “Hot damn we got the whole thing to ourselves!” As my foot touched the sand, I stopped and stripped down to my underwear, looking to Annabelle “Well what are you waiting for!” Running to the waterline, wading in the evening tide I suck in a lungful of the air.

Annabelle comes to the water’s edge “Please me Webeer, this isn’t the place you want to be!” She looking at me then back to where I parked the car “The locals here don’t take kindly to strangers” The way she was standing with the evening sun highlighting her from behind I noticed that she wasn’t that bad of a looker.

“Hey look I’m not going to the other beach before I take at least one dip in the water!” Moving further out “You can either join me or wait here I don’t a damn either way!" Reality I did!, I wouldn’t have minded seeing more of that light blue bikini under that t-shirt! Bending down, I get a couple of handfuls of water tossing it towards her, only a few drops get her but she freaks and turns to go stand by the concrete wall further inland. Me, I take a dip in the water and swam out for twenty strokes before turning around and swimming back.

Coming out of the water I walk up to her “Damn you should have come in with me!” The look in her eyes told me that she was pissed with me. I was starting to get pissed with her and her attitude and I wanted her to know it. Slapping my hand to the wall behind her, one on each side I trapped her “Just what the fuck is your problem bitch?”

She looks at me!, “Fottiti il ​​buco del culo!”

“What the fuck does that mean you dago bitch?” She tries to knee me in the balls but I was too fast for her and she missed by a good six inches. She doesn’t let that stop her collecting all the phlegm she could muster and launched it at my face, dousing my left cheek with it’s wet mass! “You goddamn fucking dago bitch!’ swinging my left hand, backhanding her across the face, driving her to the sand by the wall. As she lands her t-shirt rides up and I see between her legs and that’s when I made the biggest mistake of my life I listened to my little head