Home Room heats up

Well, from the thrill of... Yeah, that... To the everyday nothingness of school. Ah, well; Everything has to be normal sometimes, right?

Wait a minute. Why does it have to go back to boredom? That happened at school, and it never would've happened normally. You have control over everything, at least as far as you know. Not only what people do, but who does it.

Why should you have to look at ugly old Mr. Frankurt today? If you have to be there, why can't the view be more enjoyable? For starters, why not a female?

Why not Mrs. Carne, the Science teacher? You think you'd have some nice chemistry.

Better yet, why a teacher at all? How about Mrs. Strade, the school nurse that gets everyone's pulses racing?

But if you're going to stretch that far, why must it be someone from the school staff at all? Why not a celebrity?