Test it on someone else

Like any good nerd, you considered yourself a rational person. As tempting as it was to simply zap yourself into a better life, you knew the importance of making informed choices. No, you would have to run some tests before trying anything on yourself and if that meant finding a few unwitting experimental subjects...?Well, that's the price of scientific progress.

Tucking the Raygun into your bag you head toward home, your mind on who your first victim... um, you mean, test subject would be?

It wasn't long before you spotted a suitable candidate. It was none other than...