As far as I can tell.

Now, the reason I didn't try to bargain with the lascivious policewoman to get myself dressed again was because I knew there was a snowball's chance in hell I could actually get her to agree to let my public nudity end, but I figured I could at least convince the buxom brunette to strip a couple of super hot ladies, and maybe see if I could flee in the ensuing commotion.

So I stand there, with one hand mostly covering my penis, trying to ignore the large crowd staring at me, and listening to what the three women are saying, praying that Macy doesn't betray me.

"Do either of you ladies know this guy? I caught him committing a serious crime and need some details." The cop asks in her most stern and official tone, pointing a thumb over her shoulder at me.

Zelda, and Ming Zhao each have a genuinely shocked expression spread over their faces, and my crush, the businesswoman, replies with worry in her voice, "Yeah, I know him, he's Ahab, the gardener around here. One of the gentlest men I know, what could you have possibly caught him doing?"

"Public indecency, ma'am. Found him streaking through the garden, illegally displaying his sexy body."

I groan at her use of the word 'sexy', but, the officer is still following the plan, so I stay put as she continues her conversation, and her friend Ruby joins the nerds in ogling me, camera in hand.

Laughing a little, Zelda says, "Is that really enough to arrest someone over? It's not like he's hurting anybody."

Macy chuckles along with her, continuing to game them, "I know it seems silly, and not exactly fair to do this, after all, Ahab here said it wasn't his intention to be naked, claims that some other people were heavily involved. If this hunk is as gentle as you say, do you know who those people might have been? I get the feeling they would still be around here, maybe closer than we think."

Even though she doesn't move, I can see all the color drain from the cute librarian's countenance at the dirty cop's words, but Ming Zhao was far better at disguising her reactions, likely from climbing a tough corporate ladder, because her face doesn't even twitch.

As twenty other girls who seemed ignorant of the whole situation begin to pull out their phones to snap photos of me, the two culprits stand in front of the devious policewoman, carefully considering their next action...