An accidental admission.

Zelda begins stammering her nervous response, fiddling with the hem of her mini skirt, "W-we wouldn't kn-know anything about them, officer...?"

"Macy."

"Macy. But if we hear about the women who did it, we'll be the first to tell you."

In spite of the flashes of phone cameras from the crowd of women being directed at my nude form, I can appreciate the subtle, almost imperceptible, twitch in Ming Zhao's left eye as her accomplice slips up. Perfect.

"Good to hear," the bosomy cop lady says, nodding condescendingly, "especially the part about the suspects being women, something I can't say I recall mentioning to you."

The sexy businesswoman takes this chance to interject, and fucks up even worse than Zelda in the process, "I'd be lying if I said we didn't see the culprits at all, but we weren't about to chase after them, since all they'd done was leave Ahab naked."

The surprisingly tall police officer takes a few deliberate steps closer to the ladies we've played, and makes her assessment whilst looming over them, "Ah, okay, I see... so either you were the people who stripped this poor, handsome, defenseless little sexpot, or, since you didn't tell me about their existence sooner, you're Aiding and Abetting the criminals who did!"

Macy quickly slaps half of the same pair of handcuffs onto one wrist of each of the women she was duping, binding them together with a single manacle, and I laugh at the genius of it, absentmindedly taking my free hand away from covering my flaccid penis to slap my knee, humiliatingly prompting a huge commotion from our rapt audience.

The dirty cop lays the lowdown on them, "Thus meaning you two are guilty, whether you committed it or not."

And here comes the moment I've been waiting naked in front of more than 22 ogling women for; Breaking character completely, the perverted policewoman laughs maniacally and drags a panic-stricken Ming Zhao, whose high heels carve grooves through the dirt, over to the nearest tree, by holding the chain tethering her to Zelda. She hooks the cuffs over a low, sturdy limb, trapping them in place.

"Oh baby, am I going to have some fun with you two. I oughta strip you cuties bare, just like Ahab over there..."

I test that my handcuff is loose around the bench, and it is, my mind is at almost at ease, though I'm still blushing like mad now that fifteen nerd girls had snapped a crystal clear shot of my exposed dick, but I'm still ready for the show of a lifetime.

Macy, standing proud across the path from me, with an index finger tapping at her chin, assesses the two comely women she has at her mercy, "Now what do I take off of you ladies first?"