Take the home economics class

"Whatever," you say, as you head down to Ms. Marlene's Home Economics class. You enter the class as the middle-aged teacher absentmindedly points you to an empty chair. She launches into a lecture on nutrition as soon as every student is in their seats, which puts you to sleep almost as quick as the physics class you used to have did.

5 minutes before class ends, something finally clicks. Something you should have seen sooner. You are the only guy in the class! Everyone else is a chick!

As the bell rings, you begin grinning wildly as you think of how you could have fun with this, but then your smile fades when, outside the classroom in the hallway, you see Davis, a jock and football player who has always been a bit of a dick to you.

"Hey, John," he says as you pass him in the hallway. He turns so he's walking the same way as you. "Was that Home Ec you just came out of? Only chicks take that, you know."