[Honest Abe's Sharp'n'Pointy Things: Pointiest, Sharpest, Cheapest Things Around!]

This pamphlet is another map size fold out one, which shows mostly pictures of very interesting weapons of various kinds from the simple and straightforward to the incredibly impractical.

The Blurb on the back cover runs like this: ["Are you in need of cheap armaments for an army or divine ****-dealers for divinities? Have no Fear, Honest Abe's has you covered! We sell good weapons and other wholesale items cheap, while also stocking a small number of the most Badass Gear around for the discerning Deity! If you don't find what you are looking for we can have it made for you by our Divine **** Artizans!"]

Each item shown on the pamphlet has an attached price guide, and most are only in the double digits of Klaives; with ["Bulk-Order pricing available!"] but the most expensive ones reach up into the hundreds of millions, including:

["Lucifer's Trident": this one-of-a-kind weapon may not look like much but it was carried by the Lucifer Avatar of Our-Father-Below, before he was kidnapped by The Resistance! Found in a raid on a Resistance hideout a few days ago this unique relic can be yours for only 666,666,666 Klaives or the successful return of Lucifer to Our-Father-Below alive and undamaged!"]

This is starting to get seriously fucking spooky, how the hell does everyone around here seem to know your name?