Girlfriend

"And just what do you think you're doing?" you hear your girlfriend's stern voice ask. You roll your eyes--your girlfriend is always whining about something. You'd have dumped her long before, if it wasn't for those gorgeous...eyes of hers.

You turn around to face Rose, your tall, big-breasted girlfriend. "What do you think, Rose? My homework!"

She aggresively shakes her head. "Without cleaning u your mess?"

Suddenly everything floods back to you--Oh God, the pee! "Oh, Rose, I'm sorry, I meant to--"

"Don't 'I'm sorry' me!" she interrupts. "I come over to your house to surprise you when you came home from school, but what do I find? Fucking pee-soaked sheets! What are you, some kind of bed-wetter?"

"No!" you protest angrily. "It was a fluke!"

"Fluke or not, this is certainly not going to happen again," she says sternly. From under your bed she pulls a blue box. "Put these on," she says, passing you the box. "I want to see if they fit."

Are these...adult diapers?