Local news!

"This is KML local news, reporting live from Seriously Awesome Expo!" Trish McNill, the local new anchor said to the camera. Crowds of cosplayers moved through the background behind her. "Every year our town is overrun with these devoted fans, wearing the costumes of their favorite characters. We're live on the scene to bring you the excitement!"

Yeah, right, Trish thought. This is just a bunch of sweaty nerds in fetish gear. More sad then exciting!
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Meanwhile, Danielle continued her mad dash. Panicked, unable to form a coherent thought she slammed through the crowd. She could feel her bare body rub up against dozens of clothed forms, reminding her of her own nudity. It also rubbed off more and more bits of her soaking wet toilet paper wrap. Now all that remained was a few clumps of wet paper, clinging to her hips and butt cheeks. Her vagina was totally exposed, clean shaven, lips flapping between her legs as she ran. Her big round butt was exposed, both white cheeks jiggling excitedly.

From a short distance Joy and the rest of the BB Brigade followed, laughing at Danielle's exposure.

"Look at big butt run!" Joy said. "Someone should've done some squate before coming out to SAX half naked to show off!"

The girls laughed, following excitedly. Joy was eager to see how she could make this even more embarrassing for Danielle!

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Meanwhile, Danielle continued her blind charging, running straight into... Trish McNill! Danielle ran headlong into the woman, both being stunned for a moment. Danielle looked at Trish. Then, she looked at straight at the camera. The cameraman, looking through the lens, scanned down Lauren's body, from her shocked face to her bare belly, exposed vagina and rounded legs.

Trish, once she regained her composure, was excited. Finally, something exciting at this stupid convention.

"You're joining us at Seriously Awesome Expo, where we've just had a run in with some sort of streaker! Tell us miss, is this some sort of political statement? Perhaps about gender politics? Or are you just incredibly devoted to some sort of nudist cosplay? What's you intention here?"

Danielle didn't respond. She stood, pink cheeked, half naked, slack jawed and stunned. She couldn't complete a thought. She hadn't even thought to cover yet. The camera had put her into shock. She stood helplessly, showing the goods on live television!