Such Lovely Tits

Everything came back into motion and Jake was amazed to find that his date was happy to leave her boobs completely exposed, as if that were somehow normal for her, while she perused the menu. Nobody else in the restaurant seemed to see anything amiss with her semi-nude state either and got back to whatever they had been doing before the recent drama that had almost unfolded. Somehow that felt even more unbelievable to Jake than when his invisible friend, who by now seemed to have disappeared completely again, had literally frozen time.

The sudden willingness of Jake's date to bare her breasts to him, and everyone else in the room for that matter, didn't mean she was enjoying herself any more than she had been before, though, even if the groping incident seemed thankfully to have been forgotten.

"I don't really feel hungry enough for a starter" she said, making her excuses for a speedy exit already "I'll probably get something quick and light. I have to catch an early train for work tomorrow so I shouldn't hang about for too long anyway. Maybe we should both order something it won't take us too much time to get through."

"Are you sure? It seems a shame to rush the date"

"It does? Why?"

Claire looked at Jake in surprise at that reaction. She had presumably thought she was doing them both a favour by arranging a fast and relatively pain free retreat from this uncomfortable encounter. She'd likely gotten the impression Jake hadn't been having any better a time than she was. And he hadn't, until Bash had intervened. Weirdly, with her boobs now out on permanently on display, Claire seemed so much more interesting and funny and likeable than she had before.

"Why? Er.."

Yeah, why?

"Well, we've just been clicking so well."

"Have we? I didn't think we were clicking at all."

It was a fair point. That only left one other option, and it would involve trusting Bash, something that had rarely ended well for Jake historically. But he was strangely invested in prolonging this date now and didn't have any better ideas.

"Okay, maybe not. But you have such lovely tits."

"I do?"

Claire smiled a little bashfully and gazed down at them briefly before looking back up at her suitor and preening her hair.. It was actually a pretty cute reaction.

"I didn't think you'd even noticed them!" she told him coyly.

"How could I not notice those puppies? I'm absolutely transfixed by your boobs. They're exquisite!"

"Exquisite!" she giggled happily and batted the compliment away playfully with her hand "You're too much Jake! Although, I think you were right, there's no need for us to rush our meal, I can just work from home tomorrow. Lets' get starters, if there's anything on the menu that whets your appetite."

"Honestly Claire, the only thing I'm hungry for right now is those delicious looking boobies of yours."

"Oh Jake, you're outrageous!" she practically squealed with delight, before looking down proudly at her mammaries "So what is it you like so much about them?"

"I mean, what's not to like? They're a great size, firm, shapely and completely blemish free, And those nipples are so cute and inviting. I just want to nibble on them right now. You have the best tits in the building and it's not even close."

"They're completely natural, you know"she boasted a little "You can come over and have a feel if you'd like?"

He'd already had his hands on them once, but figured it would be even better if she wasn't screaming this time. Jake walked over to Claire and stood behind her, resting his chin on her shoulder and cupping his hands over her boobs before delicately massaging them, both for her pleasure and his own. They really did feel every bit as good as they looked. Suddenly she placed her hand over his and spoke quietly and seductively into his ear.

"You know, this place is seriously overpriced. We could just go back to mine and order a delivery?"

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As he pounded away at a now fully naked Claire back at her place, Jake had to conclude that, after an uncomfortable start, this had turned into the best first date he'd ever had. He rarely got any kind of action at all at the first attempt, let alone great sex with a hot girl who had a legitimately banging body. It felt like nothing could spoil this moment until.

"Haha, nice one Jakey, give her one from me!"

"Get the fuck out of here!"

"What?" Claire stopped Jake for a moment "What did you say to me?"

"Er, get the fuck out of here! Those tits can't be for real they're so flawless!"

"Oh Jake, you really know how to charm a girl" Claire gushed as she slid herself down the bed and wrapped her lips around the end of his dick.

"Alright, alright, I'll leave you kids to it. I'm starting to feel like a third wheel around here" Bash announced, much to Jake's relief "But don't forget, it was your ol' pal Bash who fixed this for you!"

He was right, Jake never could have got laid that evening without the help of his apparently not so imaginary friend. But Bash never did anything just to be nice. Jake wondered what the price was going to be if he wanted the fun to continue.