My Oblivious Friend

David Ortiz is a normal 20-something guy with a normal 20-something life. Well, almost, save for his friend, Laylah. As far as gals go, Laylah is quite pretty, a tall girl with wavy Auburn hair, always wearing a big pair of red-rimmed glasses. She's what one might describe as "full figured" not fat, but not thin, and certainly not lacking in the backside and most certainly of all not in the chest... Okay, her tits are huge, but this is only important because of Laylah's most apparent shortcoming:

For as long as David can remember, his bookish and buxom friend has always been a tad oblivious, especially when it comes to her clothes.

Since they were just little kids, David has basically had to babysit Laylah. She was forgetful, easily distracted, and prone to moments of spacing out. He’s had remind her to eat almost every day. He’s always had to be the one to keep score in whatever game they were playing because she’d lose track so easily. He’s had to bring his sister's spare swimsuits to the pool because Laylah would always forget hers. Hell throughout the years, he’s had to lend her dozens of pairs of jeans and shorts because she’d walked to the bus stop AGAIN with no pants! One time, during a snow day, Laylah knocked on his door to ask if he wanted to help her shovel her driveway and he had to physically drag her into his house because she showed up in nothing but her underwear! She caught a cold after that. Gee, maybe walking half a mile in the snow basically naked might do that, huh?

Needless to say, Laylah is a lot, in more ways than one, but despite how annoying it is, David still cherishes her as a good friend, despite her extremely ditzy behavior, she's also kind and loyal and always has a shoulder to cry on. Whether that shoulder has a shirt on is another matter, but David has stuck with his oblivious friend through thick and thin.

Now in their 20's the two still maintain a friendly relationship. David has yet to let an exposed butt cheek or unfortunate nip slip get in the way of their friendship thus far and has no intention of letting that happen.

Finally we reach the stories, the moments where Laylah's obliviousness truly takes center stage. So read on! What wacky situations will our heroes land in?