Misty Explains the Pokeslut Badge System

“Hello my shining stars!” Misty coos to the camera as she twirls around in tall wild grass. “Check out the new look! I’ll be mailing all my top tier GIRL TEAM subscribers their own custom-made version later this month, so make sure to grab your subscription before it’s too late.”

She is wearing a slutty high-waisted outfit that is almost identical the the ones that you and Belle are wearing right now.

“Listen up, we’ve had big things happening behind the scenes, and now I can finally share the good news with you guys, that is, you final few lewd ladies willing to slut it up with me in these wild times!

“The League agrees that the situation with declining numbers of us lovely lasses has reached a dire point, and so has agreed to create a new Fast Track for any Pokeslut out there trying to collect all eight gym badges!

“Introducing… The POKESLUT BADGES!”

A graphic of eight silhouettes takes over the screen. They look like the sort of size and ergonomics of the eight Kanto gym badges, but the shapes are all wrong. The third one is clearly a butt plug, the fifth one is clearly a love-heart, and the last one is clearly a penis. The others… You’re not sure.

“Don’t have time to train a team of six because you’re too busy spending the second halves of your days getting down and dirty? Never fear, a new ruleset is here! And only you ladies are allowed to take advantage of it!

“These special Pokeslut matches will be scheduled, public, spectator events that allow you to earn a special gym badge without being able to fully best the gym leader in the arena!

“Rule 1! You and the gym leader each use just TWO Pokemon in the battle.

“Rule 2! You get the badge as long as the gym leader’s first Pokemon is defeated before the battle ends.

“Rule 3! There’s always a fun, kinky twist! Talk to the gym leader you’re considering challenging to learn the specifics of that gym’s twist. But essentially, you can expect it to be…”

She starts making fun, sexy poses as she says these next words.

“Naughty!”

“Embarrassing!”

“And… Sexual!”

“What do you think, guys? The Elite Four are waiting to see which of you will be the first Pokeslut Champion! Now get out there, and keep on pushing forward! Never give up! Misty OUT!”

The video ends.