Sex On The Battlefield

“THEN LET’S… FUCKING… GOOOOOO!”

Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom!

Meanwhile, at the defence embankment, the confusion was palpable enough to create a giant question mark over the crowd.

All they could see was a distant collection of explosions in front of a woman carrying a bed full of people. Any sense of coolness the four were feeling was not coming through when viewed from a distance. The huge castle was still foreboding in size and scope… it made them look like a collection of hamsters deciding to fistfight a demon powered elephant.

“...what the hell are they doing?” Asked one of the crowd, prompting the others to cascade into questioning.

“I think they’re trying to attack the castle directly…”

“Is that Kazuma’s team?”

“Can’t really be anyone else, can it…”

“Guess we’ll need a new Harem Knight, hehehe.”

“I thought Megumin could only cast one Explosion?”

“Are they on a mattress? …that’s on Darkness?”

“Can Aqua revive herself?”

“YOU IDIOTS!”

Through the chaos and questions, a lone figure darted out from the fortifications. The person was short, quick, and blurred almost immediately to the mass of enemies.

Though their actions were enough to inspire.

A burly stocky man with beard down to his knees slammed his foot down into the ground, raising his axe high with determination, “The weak bodied Satou Kazuma is leading the charge! On my honor, I shall not let his sacrifice be in vain!”

“Sitting behind these defences is starting to annoy me anyway,” agreed a man with a cocky smile under his cowboy hat, “We make our stand today!”

“This is our chance to stop the Demon King once and for all! This is why we became adventurers!”

Mitsurugi tried to wave his hands in front of the sudden push of people, “Wait! Don’t fall for Satou Kazuma’s insanity! We have to stay and protect the-!”

But it was too late. The forward charge march had been inadvertently given by the four fools blowing up the battlefield. Swords, axes, spears, and staffs all thundered straight through the fortifications, trampling their own defences to get their first attacks off into the horde. Magic and arrows began flying.

This would be the fight of their lives.

---

Divane shook her masked face. The control of her psyche still present, but had certainly taken a hit from Megumin’s magic.

Clear white eyes tightened on its foe. The small gaggle of fools running slowly and within divine judgement distance.

The ultimate Goddess moved an inch towards them, then got punched hard in the face.

“Round two, you fat bitch.” Musume snarled. Battered and bruised but still bouncing on her heels in a boxer's stance. Musume had to admit she loved the rage behind Divane’s eyes right now, “If dad won't let me in I can at least kill his guard dog.”

Divane said nothing in retort, instead just opening her hand to produce a pure light dagger. Musume chuckled. Her own magic easily letting her create two pure dark sai in response.

“BRING IT!”

---

My feet moved as fast as they could through the battlescarred field. Thundering in weight as my partners fucked above my head. I could feel each of Kazuma’s thrusts into Megumin’s pussy, the impact of his huge cock still being felt through the mattress I was carrying. It was so hot. The erotic stud energy he exuded to fuck like this was amazing, it empowered me to run ever faster, even with the horde of monsters gaining on me from behind.

“One! Two! Three! NOW!”

“HNGG!”

KRAKAKOWWW!

I felt the rush of heat and wind push me forward, like a slap against my rear of encouragement. Thanks to the potion I’d normalised, Megumin’s orgasm to explosion limit had increased from three to infinite. That–coupled with Aqua’s sensitivity blessing–meant that Megumin was an unstoppable explosion machine right now. Her latest just decimating the horde that had been chasing us, though a new wave was close behind.

There were still plenty of monsters ahead as well, taken care of by our lovely Goddess at the front of the mattress. Aqua’s potion had given her a new barrier skill, cast one from each hand like a psychic wall, which acted like a plow for us through the monsters. They were trying to slice or charge at us to no avail, just bouncing off the barrier to fall either side of my charge. Some of the smaller ones even exploding from contact of Aqua’s holy magic.

All while Kazuma used all his sexual techniques and nohow to fuck Megumin, hard. He’d already proven he could make her orgasm in only three thrusts with the right amount of g-spot accuracy, nipple play, and anal teasing.

“One! Two! Th-”

“RAHG!”

”FUCK! NOW!”

“AAIEEEXPLOSION!!”

I held tight onto the mattress, the material nearly slipping from my fingers as the magic burst sliced through the orc that had nearly taken Kazuma’s head off, exploding into the warzone nearby.

“That one got close! We need to increase your orgasms, Megumin!”

I could tell she was already exhausted and ecstatic at the same time, “Ha… o-okay…”

“Uhhh… Kazuma?!”

Aqua’s panicked voice made us all snap our vision forwards.

I hadn’t realised how close we were getting to the castle itself. Coming in from above was a dark circle so large it blotted out the sun. The tattered leg of the Destroyer was surging downwards, threatening to smush us under it with its building sized foot.

“Aqua! Open the barrier!” Kazuma ordered, quickening his thrusts while Megumin was chanting between her pants. His magic item nodded and briefly separated the front of our plow, just in time for a fire beam to burst from the wizard as she violently came.

“E-EXPLLLOSSION!”

The blast cut through several zombies before the magic unleashed upon the giant foot. It shook, it quaked, and it was pushed just far enough backwards that I was able to run out from under its path. Aqua had just enough time to close the barrier as the fiery death attack singed the battlefield below, taking out a significant dent of this endless horde that was in my way.

And we weren’t stopping.

“Good fucking job, Megumin!” Kazuma praised, still thrusting away into her while kissing her neck thankfully, “100 Bajillion Points! Can’t rest now, let’s get the next one ready!” Her only response was a thick groan through her shaky smiling lips.

Though her pleasure was cutting down monsters left and right, it had also earned the eye of another closer target, “Hey hey, Megumin? I know you always offered, but can you teach me Explosion now?”

“R-really?! You want to become an explosion goddess?!” said Megumin, eyes sparkling towards the nodding Aqua.

“Well… I just want Kazuma to fuck me like that. Maybe I can teach you barrier?”

“Stick to your job, you horny idiot!” Kazuma barked, jamming his thumb against Megumin’s butthole in anger, “We’re in the final battle and you’re finally not useless! We’ve gone over this! You’re the battering ram, Darkness is the driver, I’m the shooter, and Megumin’s the gun!”

Aqua pouted, I sighed in happiness, and Megumin whined in either pleasure or embarrassment, “O-oi! Don’t just call me a gun!”

“Oh shut your face!” Kazuma jeered back before she even finished her complaint. He grabbed her shoulders and bent her spine a little so she could see the horde of zombies ahead of us (and cause her a little more pleasure from the new position). “Look around us, Megumin! We’re surrounded by an army of undead monsters, the Demon King’s castle looming down on us, and you’re the secret explosion crazy weapon that’s saving the day and destroying creatures by the goddamn wagon load!” He roared, you could hear his own enjoyment as he spoke but he still slapped her rear to punctuate his point. “TELL ME THIS ISN’T YOUR DREAM FUCK!”

With just the power of words, Kazuma made the wizard cum almost immediately after that, “FFuuuwwuuuUU~UUUCKKK!!” She groaned, aiming her weapon high to send a shot straight at the castle itself.

The blast just crashed nearly harmlessly against the barrier. It sent purple ripples through the system but we’d have to be hitting it a lot quicker to make any headway with it.

I was running around the outside of the barrier. It helped with leading the mass of villains away from the castle, but with the summoners inside the barrier there was only so much that could help. I had to figure out a way to get us in there. “Normally the barrier will fall after one of Megumin’s explosions!”

Hearing the call, Kazuma once more thumped his dick hard and fast into Megumin’s pussy. The sudden shift causing her already sensitive body to climax once more, sending the explosion magic upwards to the barrier.

Yet again, the barrier did nothing but pulsate in response. Not even a dent in the magic.

“Looks like your earrings don’t know how abnormal the Demon King is, Darkness!” Kazuma yelled back, still humping into his girlfriend.

Vanir warned about it, but what else can I do? We need-

“DARKNESS!”

In my machinations, I failed to see a goblin sneak through Aqua’s defences and jump at me blade in hand.

Only for a knife to stab into its skull before it could swing, bursting it into a cloud of black mist.

I felt a hand latch onto my shoulder, a smaller woman panting while riding my back under the mattress. Leaning in to yell in my ear, “YOU IDIOTS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!”

“Chris!” I gasped in happiness. I know Vanir had told us so, but a part of me worried he’d done something horrible with our harem, “You’re safe!”

“Junior! Come up here and use barrier so I can learn explosion!”

Kazuma growled, “Shut up! I’m fucking Megumin here!”

“EXPLOSION! G-god YES! Best d-day ever!”

Chris looked particularly despondent, slamming her head a couple times into my back in frustration, “GOD DAMMIT! Don’t you guys realise where you are?! What’s at stake here?! You’re all… just having sex! On the front lines of the war against the Demon King’s Castle!”

“It’s all we’re good for.” I chuckled back.

With a sigh–a sigh I knew meant she was holding back a smile–she jumped off my back and began running alongside us. Swiping her knife at nearby enemies to keep them away from me. “Just… whatever your plan is, hurry up! You’re drawing a lot of attention, and this isn’t the place to fuck around!”

“I beg to differ!” Kazuma roared, giving Megumin’s neck a hickey before turning her body to fire at a massive monster that had been approaching from the west.

As cool as my boyfriend is, Chris is unfortunately right. We were noisy, and a lot of monsters were starting to match my speed behind us. Kazuma was blasting a Megu-Gasm backwards infrequently, but no matter how much the magic killed dozens of monsters there just seemed to be a new wave behind them.

I continued to run forwards. Trying my best to keep the ride as stable as possible for Kazuma to work his sexual magic on Megumin. All while Chris leapt off my back and began taking care of the stragglers surrounding us with her superior speed.

It was hard to see how much our presence was truly helping or hindering the battle. I couldn’t see much from under this mattress, only a sea of ever increasing monsters all aiming to kill us with their glares.

The castle still dragged its insane bulk forwards. The railgun still fired at the ever weakening magic barrier surrounding Belzerg. And in the distance behind us, I heard the battle of two titans rage on.

---

Musume hissed as a ray of pure light signed her cheek, having to twist her body to both dodge the beam and land a tail swipe into Divane’s stomach.

The Goddess stumbled momentarily into a horde of zombies–the beasts fading to dust without a second glance from the giantess. Quickly catching herself, Divane launched at Musume, attempting to stab at her shoulder with the pure light blade. Musume caught it within her darkened sai blade, pushing back with such force that it sent a minor shockwave through the battlefield.

Having caught it with her left, Musume was free to attack with her right. Going in for an uppercut around Divane’s shield.

She impacted hard with Divane’s chin, sending her stumbling back again.

A beam of light came down from above in retaliation, yet Musume was too quick and dodged out of the way. Sensing an advantage from her stumbling foe, Musume began to push forwards, flapping her wings to let her fly into a left swing. Then a right slash. Another left, then right. Then jumping up to deliver a full double foot drop onto the Goddess’ chest.

It was a relentless string of blows, making the mind controlled Divane collapse and skid along the battlefield. The last thing some poor monsters saw in this world was the ample posterior of a giantess crushing them.

“Tch. And here I thought you’d put up a challenge.” said Musume, wiping the blood from her mouth. She saw Divane struggle to return to standing, “Give up. Either you or the thing controlling you sucks at fighting. There’s no way you’re beating someone trained by the best demons of hell.”

Divane seemed to consider this. Studying her opponent silently behind her mask.

Then the first noise she’d made since being taken over screeched out for the whole kingdom to hear.

“RRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEE!!!!!”

Musume clutched at her ears, not expecting such a violent sound to come from her opponent.

“Screaming won’t save you!” Musume yelled over the ringing in her ears. She clapped her hands together above her head, combining her shadow sai into a large blade that began careening down towards Divane.

At least, that’s what she wanted to happen. Unfortunately a mass of pure slime prevented Musume from moving her hands at all.

“What the-?! Who dares?!”

The slime had stretched over from the front of the castle. Leading all the way back to the arm of a very familiar face.

“H-Hans?! Is that you?!”

The presumed dead Demon King General that had once tried to poison the hot springs of Alcentria had just emerged from the front of the walking castle. And he wasn’t alone.

Seven figures walked out from the slight opening of the doors. Each leaking dark violet shadows from their bodies and wearing the same pure black mask as Divane. Musume knew them well, having laughed and grown as a woman alongside some of them. Beldia, Hans, Sylvia, Wolbach, Wiz, Serena, and White Robe. It was like they’d walked straight out of hell to torment her for failing her father.

Like the waves of monsters, they had no qualms with the barrier. Able to walk through it with ease as they entered the battlefield proper.

“Bastard. Can’t win alone so think you can take me on as a group?!” Musume snarled at Divane, who was already standing back up to ready her weapon again. Musume quickly began charging her power to rip herself free from the poison slime’s grasp. “RA-!”

But it was over before it even began.

Musume’s body was immediately frozen solid by Wiz’s cursed crystal prison. A huge tower of ice that enveloped her before she could even lash out once.

Musume’s eyes darted around briefly before bubbles started forming around her mouth, readying her fire breath to escape. But her resistance fell to nothing when Divane’s light radiated down on the ice prison, causing continuous holy damage to Musume that stopped her from making any attacks.

One could almost hear her hiss in pain, though you’d be much more concerned by the presence of the Demon King Generals leaving Musume behind to attack the humans directly.

---

“Musume’s down!” I heard Chris yell, “I think… Wiz took her out?!”

“What?! No way!” Aqua quickly barked back angrily, “That Lich’s debts can't be so bad that she’d side with the Demon King, I don’t believe you!”

“It’s probably the same thing on Divane’s face that made her switch sides…” Kazuma surmised, scratching his chin while his hips continued to pump rhythmically, “Wait, what the hell is that thing chasing us?!”

My vision was still limited, but I could catch a quick glance over my shoulder to see a horrifyingly familiar face.

Well, ‘face’ may be pushing it.

The first general we ever defeated was barreling towards us on his undead horse. Beldia the dullahan. Swiping at the few human knights still on the field to cut them down with ease, while setting his loose headed sights on us directly.

“How the hell is he back?!” Whined Kazuma.

Chris hopped onto the mattress briefly to activate her thief’s scouting sight ability, “He’s not the only one! There’s Hans! And Sylvia! All the Demon King Generals! And they’re probably powered up by Divane’s magic too!”

Aqua blew air through her lips, “Didn’t we kill most of those guys before? They’ll be easy!”

“Flags?! You’re setting flags now?! Of all places?!”

Hearing the sounds of galloping growing ever closer, I tried to keep us focused while running as fast as I could, “Beldia’s still incoming!”

“Alright Megumin. We need a really big one if we’re gonna survive this!”

“Habmdkkkl… sppzljjmmm…”

“Oh shit! Megumin’s overstimulated!” Kazuma called out, shaking his drooling explosion maker in a panic, “I think she needs a minute before she can explode again!”

“A minute may be too long!”

“There’s an evil angel guy in front of us!” Aqua screamed, waving her barriers around in a panic, “Go away!”

“We’re trapped!” I gasped.

“Why was this your only plan?!” Chris whined.

“RRGGGGHHH!!”

CLANG!

Inches before Beldia had cut our crew in two, a blitz of grey had crashed into him. Deflecting his attack before a separate rising fist knocked him from his mount.

“Cloud! Tifa!”

Our two heroes had successfully knocked Beldia from his horse,

“Anyone hurt?” I heard Aerith ask, apparently having jumped onto the mattress at some point. “Also, have you met our friend Yuffie yet?”

“Hey!” Yuffie beamed, giving Chris a handshake before throwing kunai at some nearby zombies, “Nice dick, dude.”

“Uh, thanks.”

“I’m taking this!” I heard Barret cheer, apparently having taken over riding Beldia’s horse, with a fighter woman sat behind him and cheering as they started charging, “Eat my fucking axe, demon dogs!” He roared, using his weapon to cleave at monsters on his way past.

I wasn’t stopping, which meant our allies were forced to run with me as we circled the massive lurching tower. A slightly annoyed Tifa huffed, “I hope you guys have more of a plan than just running through the battlefield causing havoc!”

“Of course we do! …I think.”

“There’s still an angel guy!” Aqua screamed.

In all the commotion I’d forgotten about him completely. He was hovering in place, looking a lot like the angels I’d encountered in Heaven. White wings and wavy blonde hair at a complete contrast from his noir face covering. Almost royal robes loosely covering his body, with a set of scales in one hand and a blade in the other, his most telling feature was a dark purple bubble shield that encircled him in the sky.

Immediately he charged us, like a holy bullet shot from a sinful gun, running straight into Aqua’s own barriers at top speed.

“OOPH!” Aqua grunted, getting pushed backwards off the front of the mattress to go flying off the back. Making me screech to a halt.

“Aqua!” Kazuma yelled, though he didn’t have long to worry about that, as a blade was pointed right at Megumin. “S-stop!!”

Chris, Aerith, and Yuffie all tried to spam attacks at the angel, but to no avail. His shield seemed almost impenetrable.

He rose his hand upwards, ready to unleash any number of spells towards us… but a dark shadow floated down behind him without him realising.

“King Kazuma. Your harem is here to support you.”

The angel man had almost no time at all to react before hands and claws started draining his barrier of power. He floated up from the mattress, but in seconds hundreds of succubae were stabbing at his defence. Though he tried to get in some swings of his blade, it was clear that the sheer volume of half naked demon women was too much for the angel to handle.

Kazuma sounded close to tears. “Oh thank fuck… I think this is the third happiest I’ve ever been to see a horde of succubus!”

“Yeah! Get him!” Aqua cheered, “Teach him what it means to mess with your Harem Goddess!”

“If they’re here, does that mean…?” I asked, turning back to look at the frozen pillar far behind us.

---

Musume felt constant unending pain from Divane’s light attacks. Every cell in her body was adverse to the holy magic bathing her body, feeling like she was getting burned all over all at once. You’d think this would be too much to ever make Musume smile, but you’d miss that she saw something that the Goddess didn’t.

A pair of bat wings silently spreading out from behind her.

“You’ve been a bad pet.” Hissed Xara.

Divane spun around to react, but it was already too late. A magical collar clamped down around the Goddess’ neck–a deep azure choker with ‘BITCH’ written on the front and a metal chain attachment–with Xara pulling on the chain while pressing her foot into Divane’s back.

“Now, Sylvia! Punish her!”

Running in from around the side of the castle, a surprisingly non-masked Sylvia appeared to slam her fist into Divane’s stomach. A rapid flurry of blows followed, ending with Xara using the momentum to drag Divane over her shoulder by the neck chain and slam her into the ground.

Some may have even heard a small moan escape Divane’s sealed lips.

It was certainly enough of a distraction to let Musume finally escape her ice prison. Sylvia using her body to protect Xara from the frozen boulders shattering apart before the three massive women stood tall together.

“Thanks…” Musume huffed, looking far worse for wear then she ever had before. Her eyes seemed mostly focused on Sylvia, “You free from the black mask thing already?”

Sylvia shook her head, pointing to the distance, “Never had it on.”

In the distance, currently using all her power to slash at the human barrier, was a second Sylvia. Almost completely identical, if not for the dark shadows and mask that helpfully indicated the correct chimera.

Musume wiped her mouth, “Clones? Weird. Guess that explains how Beldia and Hans are back…”

“The science of cloning was something I nearly helped the Demon King develop. He believed my abilities as a chimera were the key, which helped me develop my own tentacles…” said Sylvia, looking over at her doppelganger with a frown while touching her own rear. “Is that how I really look from the back…?”

“I’ve always thought it was one of your better sides, dear.”

Musume hissed as she stretched her stinging muscles, “Oi, eyes up… looks like we’re the biggest target right now.”

Just like how most of the smaller army were still charging towards the rampaging sex havers, a few of the bigger fish were looking to fry up the three tall monster girls. Divane, Wolbach, evil-Sylvia, and Serena all started advancing towards them, with several other larger monsters joining them in the attack.

Which prompted Xara to simply laugh.

“The Demon King’s Army? HA!” She jumped up, floating just above the other two who were getting into battle ready positions. “Compared to the Dustiness-Ford army has ten times the strength of such a pitiful weakling. Let us show them that Satou Kazuma is a true king!”

---

They weren’t the only ones rallying to the cause.

“Axis Cult! Kazuma Cock Club! Tonight we feast on the blood of our enemies!”

“YEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!”

Cecily and her army charged into the battlefield with their penis banner raised high. While they may not have had strength or numbers on their side, the dick favoured club had one thing no one else had: holy hot spring water that had been blessed by Aqua’s orgasms.

They had buckets of the stuff. Ready to spritz it with bottles or just toss it onto any enemies that stood in their way. The holy magic of the blessed water managing to burn the orcs and zombies enough for quick and easy kills.

---

While Cecily led the main wave, there was another that was co-owner of the penile themed group. She had another goal though.

The black masked shopkeeper had already frozen many humans in ice blocks before anyone managed to stand before her. Her bevy of lich abilities and unbridled strength made her far deadlier than any were anticipating. Which is why her old teammate stood before her.

“Hey, Fake-Wiz!” Rosary called out, prompting the creature’s white eyes to snap around to her. “While I’d love to be the one to take you down, you should probably meet, real Wiz.”

Fury surged in Wiz’s chest immediately on site with her doppelganger, resulting in several blasts of flame to slam into the evil masked duplicate at once. The volley pushed it back, slamming it into one of the ice pillars that it had made earlier. Mist began pooling around their feet as Wiz and Rosary took steps closer to their opponent.

“I don’t know why you copied me… but I won’t let you hurt innocents using my form.”

---

“There’s a giant slime chasing us!”

“For fuck’s sake! How many bastards we gotta re-kill?!” Kazuma whined.

Indeed, our chase that had ended only moments ago was rekindled by another returning foe. This time though, I feared Tifa’s fists wouldn’t be able to save us. Even if Kazuma did manage to use the currently resting Megumin again, she’d only blow Hans apart to spread poison to all the humans.

Hans oozed forward like a tidal wave of venom, his gelatinous body rolling over corpses and shattered earth alike. His guttural roar feeling like it soured the air itself. I could hear Kazuma barking at me to run faster, but no matter how fast I moved, that thing was still catching up.

And then, like a chorus of thunder and ego, the ‘main characters’ arrived.

“Fear not, fair Harem Maiden!” one crimson-eyed figure shouted, landing in front of us with a flourish of his cape. “For… I am here!”

“No, I am here! For it is I whomst shall decide the fate of this world!” another interrupted, a baker leaping down beside him, sparks crackling from his hands. “Let the Demon King fear my presence!”

“Both of you are mistaken. This day was destined for me, the strongest Crimson Demon Tax Collector of them all!” a girl declared, posing dramatically with her staff glowing at the tip.

“MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY!”

The three of them were instantly shoved away by Aqua’s barrier, making their introductions a little less cool.

Thankfully it wasn’t just those three. The Crimson Demons kept pouring in, each trying to outdo the last with louder proclamations of destiny and power. One conjured an orb of lightning the size of her head, another whirled a grimoire on his finger like this was all a sport, and yet another simply flexed his arm while bellowing about his unrivaled intellect.

They were all dramatically posing on a raised mound. I waited, hearing Hans’ groans grow ever closer, hoping that it would inspire them to actually… do something.

Finally, our real hero appeared, rushing in to yell at her people from the bottom of the hill, “You all promised me that your intros wouldn’t get in the way of helping people! Attack the giant slime already! Please!”

After a begrudging collective shrug, the Crimson Demons finally obliged. As one, they unleashed a storm of explosions, ice lances, lightning bolts, and absurd magical theatrics that lit the poisonous blob brighter than daylight, finally turning Hans’s advance into a writhing wall of burning slime.

“RREHH~HHAAAHH!” It screeched, Hans wasn’t down, but now he had a much bigger target, changing targets to charge the hill the Crimson Demons were on.

“Ho ho?! It wants a fight!”

“It is but a stepping stone to defeating the Demon King today!”

“I’ll overwhelm it in an instant!”

Yunyun’s dad slammed his staff into the ground, “You dove too deep into the human kingdom’s territory, Demon King! Did you really think we wouldn’t rally to finally rid this world of your horrid stench!?”

With their magical strength, I could feel the tide of battle beginning to shift.

“Darkness!”

“Yunyun!” I beamed, seeing her begin to run beside me with the rest of our allies. “You made it just in time!”

“Y-yeah! Um… are Kazuma and Megumin having sex on your bed?”

Chris once more jumped on my back to bark orders, “Kazuma! Focus Megumin’s explosions on the barrier! Everyone else, we'll take care of the army!”

“Right! You up for more ‘gasms girl?”

Megumin nodded, having returned to consciousness to witness her people’s grand arrival, “Give it to me! Let the world know the real Crimson Demon powerhouse! I can't lose to Yunyun here!”

It was then that Kazuma had a bright idea, “You’re right! Yunyun, get on the bed!”

“Um, okay!” With a little bit of scrambling–and a boost from Tifa–Yunyun fell onto the mattress next to her rival. “What do you need me to do?”

Megumin and Yunyun both squeaked when Kazuma raised his girlfriend up to hug the new arrival. “Kiss her!”

“E-ehhh-?”

“DO IT!”

The leader of the Crimson Demons and the strongest mage on the battlefield were both suddenly bullied into making out on the bed. Lips gently caressing each other, a soft squeeze of love between them as the roar of war echoed out around them. Kazuma nodded approvingly and the rest of the Crimson Demons all began cheering at the yuri. He then brought Megumin’s arms up to aim directly at the Demon King’s castle.

“Yunyun battle turret engaged! Rapid fire explosion time! SNIPE!”

Thanks to the added softness of her rival, coupled with the burning hot pole slamming her insides and forcing her deeper into Yunyun, Megumin orgasmed almost immediately.

Ffft KRKAOW!

“SNIPE!”

BOOM!

“SNIPE! SNIPE! SNIPE!” BOOM BOOM BOOM

Kazuma’s hands were on Megumin’s waist while his hips became a blur of motion. He threw his head back, treating the wizard’s cunt as if it was the greatest onahole in creation. Every few thrusts of his staff another explosion fired off from Megumin’s. A guttural wail from Kazuma barely heard from the absolute cacophony of flame singing the Demon King’s castle.

It was the closest he could get to actually fucking the barrier to death.

“Yunyun! Increase sensuality!”

She broke the kiss momentarily to ask, “What-?”

“Make out with Megumin harder! NOW!”

Not knowing what else to do, Yunyun started pawing at Megumin’s breasts while speeding up her tongue action as well. Part of her feeling the heat herself at this bizarre sensual experience as they rode the tour, blasting at the castle’s defences.

This was our battle tank. Nothing could get through our Goddess’ defences, our leader’s sharp wit, and our weapon’s unlimited strength. The enemies were thinning while we were growing in number. Our allies taking down any foe that even dared to get close. The sheer river of succubae alone were devouring any flying enemies that

I charged forwards feeling an ever growing confidence I rarely felt when going into battle.

In fact, I wasn’t sure, but I think the constant barrage of explosions was beginning to weaken the barrier.

Marks of fire were beginning to appear on the other side. The ripples that were sent up from each blow were starting to quake louder, and shake with much more violence across the entire huge violet sphere.

But unfortunately, I think the Demon King noticed too.

“The railgun is turning!” someone yelled, pointing upwards as the giant laser that had been focused on the human population was beginning to aim directly at us.

“Aqua!”

“AIP!” KRADDDOOOM!!

Aqua’s barriers held, but her feet were knocked out from under her. The jostle of the impact making the mattress nearly flip over, but I held strong. However the motion made Megumin’s next few explosions fire upwards at an angle.

A few booms went off up the side of the violet shield, still unable to make a proper dent into it… until the last hit.

Megumin growled angrily into Yunyun’s mouth, “Kazuma… that railgun is making a mockery of me! I’m the explosion master!”

“Shush! Did anyone else see that?!” He yelled, pointing skyward to a very specific part of the barrier, “The explosion hit something shining up there and made a crack!”

Aerith, still sitting on the mattress nodded, “That’s Divane’s sword! She managed to break through before she was turned!”

“That’s our way in! Get up there, we can explode our way through the gap!”

“Great. How do we get up there?!” groaned a dishevelled Aqua, not expecting to be suddenly picked up by a pair of barely clothed women, “WOAH!”

“You need to go up? We can do that!”

All of us around the mattress were suddenly raised up by our succubus army. My mattress dropped after I was picked up, each of us protected and flown skyward by the demon women. We were like a dark sky river, flying in a chaotic pattern to avoid enemy arrows and explosions, fluttering higher and higher towards the weak point.

“We’re nearing the sword! Get ready Megumin!”

I glanced back at Megumin, getting licked and sucked by multiple flying succubae, staff raised to her target. Her crimson eye glittered like firelight. “Darker than dark… the crimson blaze trailing through a splint of twilight…”

It didn’t look like it was going to be easy, as the generals had noticed our approach.

Beldia launched himself at us, only to be countered by Cloud (pants removed for ultimate freedom of movement). Divane tried to charge a light blast at us, only for Musume to clothesline her into a chokehold.

“Blooming scarlet, a power that can destroy both the highest of heavens and the depths of hell…”

Hans tried to stretch a goopy arm towards us, only to be blocked by Saikomiko’s golem and Arue’s magic. Sylvia had Wolbach wrapped in tentacles, while Xara had seduced the evil-Sylvia to kneel lovingly at her feet.

“And now, I cast the ultimate magic! One that will engulf those who dare stand in my p-path!”

Megumin’s booming voice began to crack as the tongue in her pussy brought her to that final peak she needed. The mana in her soul refilling with the thunderous orgasm, letting our girl cast one more massive:

“EXPLOSION!”

BABOOOOMMMM!!!!

The blast landed perfectly. Divane’s sword was sent all the way through the barrier. Cracks stretched outwards, forming a small open gash in the magic, though it was immediately healing itself. No more holy blade to stop it from reforming, the hole was closing fast.

Our succubus army was forced to drop us into the flames, sending us careening down through the space we’d just blown open.

My world went white…

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The moment my boots hit the marble, the noise of the war outside just… vanished.

No clash of steel. No pounding footsteps. No roars of monsters or generals.

Only pure quiet stillness.

“This is creepy…” commented Aqua, pinching her nose, “Of course this place reeks of demon.”

Chris gulped, touching the pure black floor with a deeply concerned face, “How come I can’t feel us moving?”

Our group had been reduced to eight. Me, Kazuma, Aqua, Megumin, Chris, Tifa, Aerith, and Yunyun. Everyone else was still fighting the horrors outside, while we’d landed in a window that somehow had shut behind us. Leaving no trace of the outside world at all, beaming pure white through the supposed glass.

It’s like stepping into a painting. The air heavy and unmoving, the shadows were that little too dark to seem real, and each step echoed like the loudest of tap dances. We approached a nearby barrier. The grand hall of the Demon King’s castle stretched out before us in ornate silence, lit only by the unholy bright ‘windows’ that failed to capture the madness of war that befell our allies.

I’d braced for enemies, throngs of demons waiting to tear us apart—but there was nothing. Not even a breath of wind.

Megumin, having been put upon Tifa’s back to rest, pointed us away from the hall’s floor to instead look at what lay above it, “Um, guys? We might be biting off more than we can chew here…”

All lot of us followed her gaze, looking up the mansion foyer to where you’d expect to find a chandelier.

There, crucified by two ropes wrapped around its wrists, shaking back and forth was a skeleton.

It had a small cardboard sign resting upon the front of its ragged clothes, reading in red dripping letters: ‘Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here’.

A scare tactic, one to ward off potential adventurers who lack backbone.

But it wasn’t just the sign that had shaken us to our core.

The skeleton…

The structure was undeniable. The horns, the crown, the clothes he wore. I’d only heard vague descriptions of him through my life, but now, here he was. The one we’d all feared for so long hanging there… already defeated.

“The Demon King… is dead?”

…

We shared a moment of stunned silence.

The lord of the monsters. Dead.

So many years of fighting. Families getting torn apart for his eternal war against humanity.

But the real question was: what the hell had killed him?

“Dibs on his corpse!” Megumin suddenly shouted, hopping off of Tifa and looking around for a way to cut him down.

“Megumin!” Yunyun hissed, “Not right now!

“Come on! Look at how cool it is! I’ve gotta put that up in our living room! Or make that a figurehead on a ship!”

Aerith had apparently picked up a large rock and thrown it at him. “GGGRAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!” She missed by a mile, panting from the physical exertion. Tifa stroked her back, “That guy deserves a good beating, even if he is dead!”

“You sure showed him, pumpkin.”

“Psst, Kazuma.” Aqua began whispering. “Does that mean I can go back to the heavenly realm now?”

“I thought you were done with that place?”

“Yeah, but I have some cool stuff collected in my room that I could bring down. Like manga and snacks and stuff,” She explained, much to Kazuma’s interest. “God even gave us all an advanced copy of the end of One Piece.”

“Shut up. Seriously?!”

Chris slumped her shoulders then shrugged at me. “Always lively with you lot…” I smiled a little but her eyes suddenly went wide. “LOOK OUT!”

The warning hit me an instant before the stone beneath our feet shattered. A thunderous crack split the balcony as a blade the size of a tree trunk carved upward through the railing, showering us in sparks and dust. The force alone sent us stumbling back, hearts hammering, having to edge away from the ledge when the foe below that threw it ripped a chunk of balcony down with its blade.

A huge knightly figure had fallen down from the towers above us to block our path forwards. Its armor clanging with each brutal motion, the pure noir plate wrapped its entire form. A scarred and battered from countless fights, with the only colour on it being dark red bloodstains and a single tuft of yellow poking out from the top of the helmeted knight’s mask. The faceless helm simply stared at us while preparing its second attack, creaking while bringing its sword back yet again.

The first blow had split us up with a crumbling gap between us. Tifa, Yunyun, Aerith, and Megumin on one side while the rest of us on the other.

Chris quickly jumped across to the other group, “Tifa, throw Megumin over there! You four get to whoever’s behind this! We’ve got the big guy!”

“Alright, stay safe! Please!” I nodded, opening my arms to catch the less lithe wizard.

“Waitwaitwait!” She protested but Tifa had already thrown her. I caught Megumin, watching as our allies leapt into battle. Chris firing off a bind spell while Yunyun started firing light magic, with Aerith ready to heal them at a moments notice. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say they were the perfect team to take on any foe.

But it was us four going after the real ‘final boss’.

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Our boots hammered across the marble floor, the roar of the battle we’d left behind chasing us like an echo that refused to die. I couldn’t help but feel guilty, but still pressed on. The stairways and corridors stretched on in a suffocating silence, lit only by flickering torches barely alive in their sconces.

“What… happened here?” I muttered, my voice low and guarded.

For as quiet as the castle was, the walls kept telling their war stories. Slashed with deep gouges, with black scorch marks that spread like veins across the ceiling, and chunks of shattered stone littering the floor where battles upon battles had taken place.

“Whatever it was, it was strong enough to kill the Demon King.” Kazuma muttered under his breath, “And open that big fuck-off door.”

Indeed, we’d appeared to reach the final corridor. Craters and jagged rocks littering the ground we snuck through. At the far end, the massive Demon King door loomed, its surface split with jagged cracks but still intact. It radiated the weight of finality. Unease prickling my skin as we approached the huge slab of wood.

Kazuma crouched low, prompting us all to do the same as we huddled together.

“Alright, Aqua. Give me the bomb.”

“Uhh… the bomb?”

All of us went silent.

“Yes, the bomb that Vanir showed us.” He repeatedly slowly, a vein in his forehead looking ready to pop, “The anti-magic one that we weren’t allowed to reveal before we used it because it would ruin his ‘cred’. You were in charge of the barrier and the bomb.”

Sweat was beginning to pour down her face, “U-um… I-I thought Megumin-”

“Had her pants down through that whole thing! And Darkness was way too likely to self-sacrifice to get us all in here to be trusted with it either! Did you seriously forget the entire plan?!”

“I… it’s not my fault! I told you I didn’t wanna touch anything Vanir gave us, so I brought the sex toys instead!”

“THE-?!” He yelled briefly before having to catch his tongue hard. It took him a full minute of chewing on his emotions, but he did calm himself in front of the final door, “You know what? Fuck it. We got all the way to the final boss, may as well check it out before running back to the others for help, right?”

“Agreed.” We all nodded.

“Lurk.”

Kazuma disappeared from sight, blending into the dark corners of the corridor to shuffle forwards. We could barely see him, even while he was still relatively close to us, as he gently moved to look through a gap of the wood.

“What do you see?” hissed Megumin quietly.

“It’s just… a girl. In a cage.” He replied, “I can only see her back… I think she’s crying…?”

Aqua shuddered, “That’s really creepy.”

“Is she what killed the Demon King?” I asked.

Kazuma shook his head, leaning forwards a little bit more through the gap to get a different angle, “Don’t think so… but I can see something else… is that, a TV?”

THABOOOOM!!!

A large crash of light and heat surrounded Kazuma’s head.

Or, where his head used to be.

A sickening thud echoed down the hallway, his now non-lurking body instantly ragdolling onto the floor, smoke pouring out from his headless neck.

“KAZUMA!”

“Kazuma here.”

My heart sank the lowest it ever had. The door suddenly creaked open without our input. We snapped around to see who had just killed our boyfriend, unable to mourn or think about Kazuma too much lest we fall as quickly as he did. Whomever attacked us had to come first and the three of us got into battle poses. Staring into the dark room to figure out who was there.

The problem was our opponent had already spoken with a very familiar voice.

A horribly, spine tinglingly familiar voice.

The light from the hallway showcased a tall demonic figure sat on a large throne. He had highly detailed black armour, a large broadsword stabbed into the ground next to him, and a sign above his chair that read ‘The REAL Demon King’.

But what really struck me… was the face.

It was bluer, had a scar beside his left eye, and grinned with razor sharp teeth… but the face couldn’t be anyone else’s.

The face of Satou Kazuma.

With a pair of N branded earrings swinging on his earlobes.

“Hello girls. Wouldn’t you normally come in?”