A picture of you with a micropenis

I am trying not to laugh but it is not possible why would someone photoshop this i was thinking and it has writing on the back prejac vergin and becomes smaller so cant reach pussy and suddenly i woke up in booty shorts and I was very surprised my dick was in them and when I pulled them off i started cuming and freaking out and I thought about wen i got laid and I couldn't remember ever seeing a pussy before I was there cuming and then my sister came in and said I was going to be a little sissy white boy forever