Oompah!

Your head is sent spinning as the very next moment you are hit with a wall of wild yodeling backed by the bumping Bavarian beat of an Oompah band! Out from the curtains spins Zoey, her blond braided pigtails twirling like helicopter blades, until snapping to a stop in the center of ‘stage’. You are literally speechless at what you see. Zoey wore the shortest, skimpiest set of lederhosen you’d ever seen. Her bubble butt was already peeking out the bottom of the green embroidered short shorts. On top she wore an off the shoulder see through blousey white short sleeve top. Had it not been for the suspenders of the lederhosen her nipples would already be visible. Down under were a pair of white knee high socks and green leather slippers embroidered with the same design as the shorts. With shoulders, arms, midriff and her long, shapely thighs already bare she hadn’t left much to the imagination. Bouncing, and bouncing is precisely the right word, along to the beat the bubbly Zoey giggles and waves to her audience of you.

“Guten Tag!”

Thankful for the distraction at such a fragile moment Elsie turns to gleefully watch her bestie perform. She bobs and claps along to the silly music as Zoey dances her heart out.

Zoey’s bounce soon turns into a bop as her shoulders and hips get into the action followed quickly by her legs as they start to stomp and kick along to the steady oom-pah, oom-pah, oom-pah. Before you’d even come to grips with what you were seeing she was already losing pieces of her scant costume. One kicks sends her left slipper flying then another launches the other in your direction, missing your head by just inches!

Zoey doesn’t even notice the near miss as she was already in the middle of a backflip! Landing deftly she spins and pops her booty toward you as she bends over to remove one stocking and then the other, all while the dance moves never stop for even a second. She spins back your way, stocking twirling from her hands. She sends one to land across your shoulder and the other over your lap. Big blue eyes twinkling she gives you a sassy wink while stroking her right suspender in a very suggestive way. With a giggle she blows you a kiss tears the suspenders away.

With occluding straps removed her apple-sized titties jiggle along with her dance move and ohhhh did they ever jiggle nice! A nonstop blur of motion Zoey spins again, this time purposely letting her long braids come around to whip you across the shoulders. She shimmies right up to you, bending over to look you eye to eye, before hopping back again. Her shoulder rock back and forth as she seamlessly slips her top off in time with the rhythm. Grabbing her perfect tits she gives them a squeeze, a shake, then a slap before putting her arms up over her head to let you see them in all their glory. Her little pink nips looked stiff enough to cut glass and you marvel at how her firm, round titties seemed to defy gravity.

Just when she had you gawking…she suddenly drops to the floor. Her legs glide left and right until she settles onto the floor in an effortless and perfect splits. Without rising she slowly brings one leg forward and the other back until she was doing a front-back splits. Her nubile body then arches back and back and back until her head touches the back of her knee! She certainly was flexible! Perpetual dance machine that she was she doesn’t stay there for long. Twisting her leg and bending her front knee one way and the one behind goes the other she suddenly whirls into this wild spinny, flippy break dance move and in the very next instant she was on her feet again. It had all been a blur and you hadn’t a clue how she’d managed to get from A to B. You had not time to ponder it either as the grabs the front of her shorts…and tears them off with a single pull!

She gives the tearaway shorts a spin then sends it into orbit. Beneath the shorts were a pair of lacy, skimpy panties in the exact shade of green as the lederhosen. With a twirl of her hips she turns around to show off her taut, plump ass cheeks. Daaamn! If you bounced a quarter off of that toned booty it might just come shooting back to take out an eye. With your eyes already locked on her butt Zoey stands tall then bends straight forward. As her upper body goes down, in one smooth motion, she takes her panties down with it! Just like that you are staring at your sister’s best friend’s anus and pussy! Her butt hole was a perfect little sphincter and her pussy was shaved smooth. Between her fleshy lips a titillating flash of pink peeks through.

You’d thought you’d seen the climax but the show-stopper was yet to come. As the music crests and the yodeling hits its final glass-shattering high-note Zoey plants her hands on the floor then pulls her feet off of it! Slowly and with perfect control her legs rise and rise until her toes were pointed to the ceiling. Upside down Zoey smiles up at you as her legs part…and part… and part until they were once more perpendicular to her torso in another splits! With Zoey’s flesh gleaming with a sheen of sweat, her tits hanging opposite, and her pussy splayed to let you see EVERYTHING the music stops on its final oom-pah.

Except for Zoey’s heavy breathing the room goes quiet. Both girls look to you and await your reaction, Zoey’s face slowly turning red as she waits. For a moment you sit there stunned. The performance was one of the silliest, stupidest, wackiest and most ridiculous things you’d ever witnessed in your life. For Zoey…it was PERFECT! Pulling the bills from your pocket you make it rain!

“Oompahhhhh!”