Wait

Waiting seems like an option. Clearly you were here to interact with the main protagonist, being an NPC mob character. Well perhaps. You considered yourself as the protagonist but didn’t everyone?

You didn’t have to wait long. John arrived in one of the standard male avatars

“John, hello, I’m Ivy,” you say, completely bypassing his options. He looked at you with mild interest. Please don’t use a pickup line… you think.

“Hello Ivy, Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?“ he says.

You swallow bile, roll your eyes and your attraction drops. “Ah, yes. Very funny,” you try to laugh. “It is to laugh.”

“Can I buy you a drink? What’s your poison?” He offers.

“Oh, that would be Absinthe but Bob has cut me off, haven’t you Bob?” You ask Bob.

Bob’s head bobs. “Yeah. Man you should have seen her. It was messy,” Bob agrees.

“Give a girl some mystery Bob,” you say a little miffed.

“Hmmm ok…” John says.

“So what is your position on X-Change? Good or bad?” You ask.

“Oh, good, of course!” John states.

“I’m glad we agree. In fact it’s refreshing to find a man who feels so comfortable with X-Change. To be frank, one of my favourite pastimes is picking up a man who is comfortable taking a pink pill. Are you that kind of man John?” You ask. “Because nothing gets me wetter than having sex with a man on a pink pill… it’s a massive turn on… I even keep a bunch of pills ready for the right occasion.”

“Oh. Right. You want me to take a pink pill!?” John reiterates.

You look around. “You were listening right? Yes. That’s it exactly. And I’ll be a woman. No purple pills. No blue pills unless you want me too. Just some good old girl on girl action, if that’s of interest to you?”

John seems uncertain.