Weird Weather App

There's nothing more natural and mundane than checking the weather the moment you wake up, to see what the day has in store for you. Using this information, you can determine how to dress, decide where to go, and schedule your time for the day. Knowing the weather before you go out isn't exciting, but it is an indispensable modern convenience for out-and-about adults.

But what if the weather was exciting?

In the average person's life, weather won't get any more unusual than a hurricane here or a tornado there. Modern science has reduced the mysteries of the atmosphere to simply understood patterns. But for a select few who download the Weird Weather app, all logic and reason goes out the window.

Whether it's rain, sunshine, or snow... whether it's a pollen warning, a flood warning, or even a wildfire alert... the seemingly random and unpredictable reports from this app-- not always arriving at the most convenient times or places-- carry with them equally bizarre side effects one wouldn't ordinarily expect from weather. For the holder of the app, this unusual weather can lead to equally unusual-- and often fortuitous-- behavior from those around them.

A rainstorm that can turn total strangers into friends with benefits, wet from more than just the rain!

A heatwave that can turn a day so sweltering that it makes others shed all their layers, including ones they wouldn't ordinarily consider "extra..."

Or how about a simple windstorm that provides up-skirts on demand?

You may not get to pick the weather personally, but trust me, you're going to love being its primary beneficiary either way. Checking the weather is sure to become the most invigorating part of your day with the Weird Weather App in the palm of your hand!

-- Warning: Attempted uninstall of the Weird Weather App will not return the weather to "normal." The manufacturers of this app warn against uninstalling it and strongly advise taking measures to prevent one's loss of account, as the weather will continue unpredictably with the user no longer enjoying the personal benefit of being free of its influence. In short, we hope that you, our satisfied customer, will continue to enjoy Weird Weather for the rest of your natural life.--