A Certified Superstar

"She's been an idol, actor, radio host, television personality, dancer, and even a mother. One might be inclined to call her a superstar... Sorry, I'm not much of a singer, but she certainly is, give a proper welcome to the stage,

Ai Hoshino, the center of idol group B-Komachi!"

Ai appeared in the fetal position on the floor, slowly rousing as her eyes fluttered open, looking around. She seemed to jerk awake, clutching at her stomach, breaths coming in quick gasps. Understandable for someone who less than minutes earlier lay bleeding out in the entrance to her home.

"While she gathers herself, I'll give you a little rundown on our dear Ai, she had such an otherworldly quality to her that she was nearly grabbed up by our dear producers to induct into Host training, you might have turned on our show one day to find her on this very stage preparing her own cast, but instead I managed to pull a few strings just for your exclusive early access." Cam announced as Ai stood to her feet behind them, carefully dusting herself off.

"Hello, where am I? Is this Heaven, I really did die huh?" Ai queried as Cam smiled brightly.

"Not at all, my dear, I suppose telling you now instead of in a few minutes makes no real difference, huh? Welcome to the Harem Hotel, where all your, and the audience's, wildest dreams can come true." Cam assured as she took a step back, covering her mouth in shock.

"Harem Hotel, the dating show, but I thought that was just an urban myth!" Ai cried, backing away.

"Umm, yes, that's mostly accurate... you've heard of us, I take it?" Cam was bewildered; it wasn't often audience members were selected to join in.

"My manager warned me about you people, that you'd kidnap me and **** me to have sex on camera, I don't wanna do it!" Ai cried, and with that the other girls came alive, shouting in vehement tones, threats, even a few curses being thrown around.

"Welp," Cam said, turning back to the camera, "I don't know what I expected, but I suppose you should've seen that coming. Ain't no business like show business, we'll be back after a short break as we try to get our girls calmed down enough to explain everything to them, have a Merry Christmas, or whatever your weirdos celebrate."