Still just Josh

Josh just had to mess with this game.

He didnt know what the rules of the game were, hell, he didnt even know what type of game it was. Maybe some kind of Sims type thing? It was weird to just jump blindly into a game not knowing whats what. But he could figure it out. Make rules, yadda yadda, rinse and repeat. It seemed whoever had set it up and sent it to him had been playing it safe. So Josh wanted to see what would happen if he threw this game a curveball.

Now what curve to throw was the question. Probably a good idea to see what the last person did was. Seeing as it ended up with 'them being onto him' and all. The last rule before the game had come to him was-

● WE EXIST IN THE MARVEL COMICS UNIVERSE

Were those the guys who made the Batman comics? Josh thought they had a different name but maybe he was wrong about that. And what the hell did it mean to be in a comic book universe?

The universe was just the universe. It was a weird universe but it was the universe. Yeah superheroes, mutants, aliens, magic and all that were weird but that's just life. What could you do?

And there were upsides to the world being all weird. Downsides too. But Josh didnt want to think about the downsides. Who wanted to think about the damn Skrulls trying to fuck over humanity and take over the world again and again and again. Damn shape-shifting aliens.

Which gave Josh an idea... lets see how the Skrulls like getting fucked for once.

● When any Skrulls comes to Earth they infiltrated as beautiful women with bimbo bodies, using the bimbo/ditz stereotypes to hide their unfamiliarity with Earth. Overwhelmed by the pleasure of being a bimbo the Skrulls have never tried to take over Earth.

Josh blinked. Something had happened. The world wasnt the way he remembered it. And yet, it was. He had two sets of memories. He didnt... he couldnt.... Josh slowly lowered his eyes to the screen and the game that was on it. He reread his rule. And thought about the fact that he now had memories of a life without a single Skrulls invasion attempt.

Josh stared dumbly ahead, "What the fuck?"