Cosmic Power

Josh looked at his phone and began to understand what was happening. In this world of superheros, aliens and magic he had just been handed phenomenal cosmic power the likes of which Superheros, aliens and magic users fought over.

He sat down.

"Oooooh hooooly crap." Josh could not take his eyes off of his phone. He also could not help but wonder how it is a phone app somehow had the ability to do this. That should be impossible. You needed one of the big cosmic thingamabobs or the super science thingamajigs to do stuff like this usually. Not a phone! Who ever heard of a phone changing reality? Well, aside from the creation of the phone, of course, that changed reality but not in the same way exactly. That was-

Josh shook himself out of spiraling into a panic attack. "Not today."

"Dont focus on how. Focus on what. Like... what am I going to do with all this power?" Josh mused.

His first rule had been almost a joke and he had saved... millions? So many people had died when the Skrulls attacked. Over time and various attacks it had to be over a million. Especially with this last attempt, the **** toll for the whole world had to be at least a million people.

Fuck the Skrulls, man! They deserved so much worse then what they got from the superheroes. Then what he had given them, even. Bimbo life was too good for them.

●All the Skrulls on Earth utilize their shapeshifted over the top bimbo appearance to work in Porn. They star in gang bang, degradation and bondage porn where they are rightfully abused by human beings

Josh took a deep breath and let it out. He might be a little peeved at the aliens for almost killing him.

Now what could he do with his new phenomenal cosmic power? That his predecessor didnt. And how could he avoid the mistake his predecessor made that made him give up the power?

Looking at the last guys last rule about being in the Marvel Universe Josh had to wonder what made that rule so dangerous? What was dangerous about a world of superheroes, space aliens, magic and mutants....

Josh almost slapped himself in the face.

Gee, what could be dangerous about that?

●Superheroes, space aliens, magic users and mutants are incapable of finding or tracking me and my use of this phone.

There that should do it, Josh thought, all the bases covered. Nobody was going to find him now.

MEANWHILE

S.H.I.E.LD. agent Phil Coulson looked over the report he had just recieved and mused about what could be outputting such power.