He see's Robert, Eric's cousin

"Well hello Robert" Mr J said approaching Robert. Robert looked up with his beedy little eyes.

"What" he asked confused.

"I was hoping you could help me with a little something" Mr J said. "You see the mother of the bride has seduced the groom, well the former groom, and has left us in a little pickle" Mr J explained.

"Oh dear, I can see how that would be a problem" he shifted his tremondous girth in his seat. His suit was wrinkled and looking close you could see multiple stains on it.

"That's why I think you should stand in for Eric. Don't you think that would be a wonderful idea" Mr J said smiling.

"Me getting married" Robert said suprised. "I'm flattered and June is a fine piece of ass, but I just can't believe it" Robert said.

"I think you can believe Robert, isn't time that one of the ugly guys get the girl. Don't you deserve this" Mr J said.

"Thats right Mr J, I do deserve this. It's not fair being ugly and fat, I do deserve the hottie for once" Robert yelled.

"Thats right, now I'm going to inform the bride about the changes. All you have to do is stand at the alter" Mr Jay said and Robert nodded.