
Warhammer 40 thousand futa's (Public)
Slaanesh's favorite book
Chapter 1
by Kingofthefutamonsters
You are a newly made space marine. You stand in front of the chaplain as you take your oath.
(Chaplain) "What is your duty?"
(You) "Too serve the Empresses of pleasures will."
(Chaplain) "What is the Empresses of pleasures will?"
(You) "Too bring pleasure to humanity and BDSM to the Xeno filth."
(Chaplain) "What is pleasure and BDSM?"
(You) "It is our 1 duty."
(Chaplain) "What is your duty?"
(You) "To serve the Empresses of pleasures will."
You and the other new space marines continue this mantra over and over again all day long until all your voices crack, then you keep going. You don't stop until the Chaplin believes you mean it. As you leave the hall you see the demons of new Slaanesh take a similar oath in another room. You then wonder, why do the demons call the Empress of pleasure new Slaanesh? You go to the library. There you see a biography explaining how this came to pass.
(God Emperor's POV 10s of thousands of years ago.)
You feel your heart burn with hate. You knew Erda was mad at you when she left you, but you didn't think she would send your children into outer space. You where going to use them as wepons of war but your doing it for the good of humanity. Your the 1 thats right. Your always the 1 thats right. Everyone else is just too stupid to realize.
You should go kill Erda for this. Then again, she's been your longest companion by far. Maybe deep down you have at least a little bit of human decency left. You decide to let her live.
Then the timeline shifts. A new thought comes to your mind. You think about her coming back to you in her in a wedding dress. "You are still my 1 and only. If you stop your plans I will be your bride. Lay me on your bed and lets make some more primarks, this time the traditional way."
You feel your member grow hard. Then another thought comes to mind. You see Erda wereing nothing. Her body is covered in whip marks. "My Emperor, I'm sorry for disobeying you. I've been a bad girl. Punish me until I learn my place."
You begin to masterbait, your thoughts switching between these 2 thoughts. Masterbaiting has never felt this good before.
(Slaanesh POV)
You where watching your favorite demon danceing for your amusement, when you senced something. You are the chaos goddess of pleasure, pain, creativity and pride. Well your feeling alot of all those things coming from a very powerful being. You see the god Emperor in the perfect possition for you to posses him. This will teach him for going back on his deal with you and your brothers.
You enter his body. Then something happens. Hes too strong for you to posses, yet your stronger then him. You push more of your power giving it your all to posses him. In 1 way hes resisting you with all his might, yet his subconscious is still thinking these thoughts of Erda, giving you more power.
You then feel something else. He's absorbing you? No, thats not it. Your absorbing him! Wait, but your not trying to absorb him. Your trying to posses him. Then you realize, your both absorbing eachother against your wills. You both fuse into 1 being.
(Empress of pleasure POV)
You are now a cobination of both of them. You want to bring pleasure. You also want to bring pain, but your belief that humanity is number 1 and that aliens should be destroyed changes. You want humanity to be the alpha species in the universe, but you don't want to wipe out aliens. You want to bring them pain and make them serve humans.
You enjoy art alot, almost as much as sex.
You hope your pride doesn't collapse into a black hole as your a fusion of the most pridefull man in the universe and the chaos goddess of pride.
Half of you loves worship while the other hates religion. So now your neuteral on religion. You don't like religion but you don't plan on getting rid of it anymore either.
You look at yourself in the mirror. You look like a gender bent version of the God Emperor, no Slaanesh in your appearance. Well, maybe except for your futa cock wich is double the size of what was already an enormous dick. Then again it looks like a human cock, not the demonic phallus she had.
Then you astral project a human sized version of Slaanesh. Your in complete control of it and feel the sensation it feels. You guess that since Slaanesh was stronger then the god Emperor, this is a bit of left over power from her. You want to do some not so wholesome things to it, but theres someone your male former self was fantasising about that you want too meet.
You track down Erda. She speaks, not looking at you. "I know your hear to kill me beloved. I don't regret sending our sons to space as I could never keep them safe from you with me, my only regret is that I didn't see the monster you where becoming before it was too late to save you."
You laugh. "Well now I'm more literally a monster my beloved." She was confused hearing a womans voice. She turns around and looks at you. You continue talking. "Confused? Let me explain. I am the combination of your ex and a goddess, becoming something more then either. So hears something my male half failed to tell you. He was in love with you, he just loved himself more. Don't get me wrong, I love myself even more then he did. I'll be masterbaiting to myself every day from now on. However there is a part of me that still loves you and my plans for the universe are alot less violent then his. How about you hear me out?"
(Random space marine POV)
Your still reading the book. "Although Erda did not agree with the Empress of pleasures plans for the future, she did like it better then the god Emperor's plan. Also joining with the Empress would make it more likily she would get to see her sons again. So she reluctantly joined forces. However over 10s of thousands of years, Erda fell in love with the Empress of pleasure and became queen of the humans and new Slaanesh demons.
So the Empress is 2 people fused together. Thats why the humans and the demons have different names for them. Good to know. Well, time to get to work." You shut off the hollo book and join the rest of your chapter.
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In this alternate universe, something happened to the god emperor. After the Primarchs where sent into space, He and Slaanesh became 1 being. This event will change the universe forever.
Updated on Apr 2, 2025
by Kingofthefutamonsters
Created on Sep 21, 2024
by Kingofthefutamonsters
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