Dislike of the bike

“…doing a lil’ chore for the both of us. We need some things from the mall, and you’re gonna get them.”

“The mall?! But that is least an hour’s walk from here.” Loraine panicked, her legs slowly shaking. Besides this trip to mr. Bernard, she had only traveled to and from the school. To travel even further from home naked…

“Which is why we’ll be nice and give you a ride…”

“Okay, and the catch is?”

“But only on the way there on Gabe’s bike. You’ll have to walk back.” Grinned Arthur.

“Are you SERIOUS?! Those things are already **** traps, and in my state?!” She yelled, pointing at her naked body.

“Listen, Gabe here is an excellent driver. Nothing will happen to you.”

“That’s right, cause I won’t step on that **** machine!”

“I believe you don’t have a choice, now do ya?”

“I… fuck! Fine. Let’s just get this over with.”

As Arthur gave her the money and the shopping list, he added: “Oh, one more thing. Be back in, say, an hour and a half, or you get the punishment game.”

“And what is the punishment game?”

“You just worry about getting home on time, and you’ll never have to worry about such a thing.”

Loraine rolled her eyes, as she stepped on the bike, wrapping her arms around Gabriel. “Just don’t go too fast, okay?”

Gabriel remained quiet, revved up the bike, and drove off with breakneck speed.

“SLOW DOWN, YOU NUTCASE! YOU’RE GOING TO KILL US!”

“Don’t be such a baby.” Said Gabe nonchalantly. “We’re not even going that fast. Now this…” He squeezed the handles of the bike, causing them to go even faster. “This is fast!”

“OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODSLOWDOWN!” Cried Loraine, tightening her arms around Gabe’s chest with enough strength she almost knocked the air out of him.

“And we are here.” Said Gabe.

Loraine shook as she slowly removed herself from the bike, trying to find her balance as she repeatedly said “I’m alive!”

Gabe felt something on his seat so he looked behind his back,

…noticing as small puddle on the seat.

“Oh God!” Laughed Gabe. “You totally pi-“

“No! No I did not!” Objected Loraine. “It’s, it’s… sweat!”

“Suuurrreee!” He grabbed a shopping list from his back pocket and handed it to Loraine. “Remember, you only have an hour and fifteen minutes left. Ba-bye!”

As Loraine saw him speed of into the distance, she decided to check out the list. She actually didn’t even know what to get. So when she read the shopping list, she crumbled it up in anger. “THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!”