Yes, talk to the offended client

"Uh, thanks Katy," said Josh.

He put away his softening wet dick, and followed his unusually relaxed brunette boss as she click-clacked to her office. Inside they met the offended client, who he recognized as Madelyn Cleaves.

Madelyn had model looks: a tall leggy blonde with ample breasts perched bralessly in her fashionable dress, a pretty face in flawless makeup, and best of all, big pouty pink lips that looked perfect for dick-sucking. Josh constantly fantasized while dealing with her, and could see why his alternate self had used and praised her mouth.

Her only imperfection was the current redness around her wet eyes, indicating she had been crying. She wiped her nose with a tissue and drew herself up to her full height, sticking out her tits and holding up a sheet of paper.

"Mr West," Madelyn addressed Josh formally. "What do you have to say to me about this email?" She cleared her throat and read aloud:

"Hi Patrick,

I greatly recommend Madelyn Cleaves as a trustworthy contractor. She is a diligent businesswoman and always has a keen intuition for the latest trends in the fashion industry.

Plus she really knows how to use those dick-sucking lips!" Madelyn read this part in an accusatory tone. "Make sure you rub your cock all over her face, stroke her hair, and gently guide her head bobbing. And call her a good girl rather than the suck slut she is. She subconsciously likes those things and will suck you with a lot more enthusiasm. You can thank me later, haha.

Regards, Josh West."

Madelyn handed Josh the sheet of paper and crossed her long arms.

Luckily Katy now took his side as promised. "I know it sounds bad, Ms Cleaves, but Mr West didn't mean to offend you. Isn't that right, Josh?"

Madelyn and Katy looked expectantly at Josh.

"Madelyn... uh, Ms Cleaves... I meant it as a compliment."

Madelyn gasped in outrage. "When will men learn this kind of thing is not a compliment? You could say any woman knows how to use her dick-sucking lips! We all do it!"

"That doesn't mean every woman does it equally well," Josh pointed out. "I was saying you suck especially well."

Madelyn snorted. "That's not an accomplishment I worked hard for! It's a menial feminine chore, it just happens to be our mouths' most urgent task whenever a man's balls need emptying! It's like saying, 'she really knows how to empty the rubbish bin'!"

Josh loved hearing this radical man-hating blowjob-resenting woman still acknowledging without question that it was an important use of her mouth. He felt his cock starting to slowly swell again, and he struggled to keep a straight face. "I guess I was just giving him some background information about you."

"You shouldn't have mentioned blowjobs at all! I'm sick of it! When men look at me, they see just another suckslut!" Madelyn vented.

Katy shot exasperated glances at both of them, a hint of her anger returning. "Ms Cleaves, as annoying as it can be, sometimes we just have to accept that men think with their dicks. Still Josh, surely you understand why Ms Cleaves didn't appreciate what you said?"

"Yeah, but..." Josh couldn't resist adding: "...it's like Katy says, the needs of my dick and my balls are very important to me. I mean, how do you think I feel when she compares my balls to a rubbish bin?"

"You're clearly not sorry if everything you have to say to me is about your own needs! Typical man!" Madelyn retorted tearfully.

"Oh come on Madelyn!" said Katy. "It's not like he brought up his balls' sexual needs, only their oral needs!"

Josh had cover his hand with his face to hide his irrepressible smirk. He felt very aware of his wet cock and balls sitting in his pants as their needs were discussed.

"Well I can't deny he stopped short of crossing that line," said Madelyn, scowling as if she wished she had a more clearcut sexual harassment complaint. "But the email was supposed to be a professional recommendation for me! Shouldn't you have instead said something about my actual work?"

"I did mention you're good at other things, not only blowjobs," said Josh.

"You spent more words on my blowjobs!" Madelyn fired back.

Josh looked at the email again. "Well if we're gonna analyze my emails by word count, I spent most of those words telling him about your preferred way to suck dick. So I was actually being considerate of your oral needs."

"How do so many otherwise intelligent men buy into that pseudoscientific psychoanalytic crap?" Madelyn ranted. "It's so arrogant when a man thinks he can make a woman enjoy it! You can make us do it, but you can't make us like it!"

"So you don't like being called a good girl then?" said Josh. "Would you prefer to be called a suckslut?"

"Whether I enjoy sucking a dick is based on my mood, and whether the man is respectful. You only pretended to be respectful, calling me a good girl when you really think of me as just another suckslut!"

Katy was getting stressed again as she tried to smooth over the conflict. "Surely we've all got better things to do than argue about psychology! Josh, can't you just give a straightforward apology and Madelyn, can't you just forgive him?"

"Fine, sorry Ms Cleaves," said Josh. "I was just saying, realistically Patrick was gonna use your mouth anyway, so I was only trying to make it more enjoyable for you. That was my intention, whether you believe you have those desires or not."

"Patrick is gay!" Madelyn revealed. "Everyone knows gay guys don't like blowjobs from women. They get other gay guys to do it. And yet we're supposed to believe men's oral need is not at all like a sexual need!"

Katy snapped: "Oh for FUCK's sake, Madelyn! You're comparing apples and oranges! Surely you're not suggesting the normal everyday act of a man using a woman's mouth is a perverted SEXUAL thing? And Josh, wipe that fucking smirk off your face and take this seriously!"

Josh's cock was tingling and twitching and swelling with enjoyment of this casually depraved conversation. He bit his lip as he awaited Madelyn's answer.

"Well, I mean... don't get me wrong, like any woman I don’t mind giving head sometimes. But haven't you ever thought the rules mandating it are so over the top? It's just constant!"

"Hey, don't blame me, I don't make society's rules," Josh lied.

He was enjoying seeing what he could get away with saying in this perverted new world he'd created. But he knew if he kept toying with Madelyn it might hurt his career. He needed to come up with a more convincing excuse...