Claim Daria sucked him as he wrote

Madelyn continued her ranting, her tits jiggling as her long arms gesticulated wildly. "And I don't mind the dirty talk when I'm actually sucking - especially when I'm in a blowjob mood - but then men like you go and bring it up when I'm doing totally unrelated work!"

Suddenly Josh came up with a brilliant excuse. It might even be true for all he knew.

"I just remembered, I actually wrote all that in the context of a blowjob! I got into a dirty-talking mood because I was aroused by another woman sucking my dick while I was writing the email to you."

Madelyn raised her eyebrows and stepped closer, her tall figure towering over him. "Oh? Who?"

"I think it was, uh, Daria?" Josh invented, thinking dreamily about the blonde receptionist who absentmindedly sucked cock as she worked.

"DARIA!" Katy screeched. "That fucking BIMBO, men always rave about her blowjobs. No wonder Josh lost his senses!"

Madelyn put her hands on her curvy hips. "Is this how your entire company talks about women?"

"Katy insults everyone regardless of gender," said Josh.

"I do NOT, you TRAITOR!" said Katy.

"I know Daria," said Madelyn. "She's a hard worker, way more than some daft blowjob bimbo. Like I said, any woman can give head."

The door opened and Daria stepped into the office with a fresh cumload dripping down her cute face, one tit hanging out of her top. Josh's half-hard boner swelled in his pants at the casual sexy sight.

"Oh hi Madelyn. I'm not offended if someone praised my BJs. It's just guy talk, you know how excited men get about being sucked. Sometimes I think it's almost a sexual thing for them. Oh that reminds me..." Daria quickly popped her breast back into her top.

"Actually, Daria," said Madelyn. "I want to ask if it's true that you were sucking Mr West's dick when he was writing an email about me on Friday?"

Daria's tongue flicked out to lick up a rope of cum dripping down her cheek, thinking for a moment. "I don't know, maybe, probably? I give so many BJs, I kind of lose track of whether I was sucking on a dick or a lollipop, you know?"

Josh seized on this. "It sounds like you do remember it vaguely. You were kind of zoned out but you really slurped away on it, remember?"

Daria listened with glazed eyes and nodded. "Sounds like me... yeah... I think I remember it now."

Katy let out a loud hiss of relief. "Well that resolves that issue."

Josh tried not to give too obvious a sigh of relief too. "You see, Madelyn? I wasn't responsible for my words at the time."

Madelyn scowled, wiping her tears. "Then maybe in future you shouldn't write important emails about professionals during blowjobs."

"Oh, next time just dictate the email to me!" said Daria. "I can type while I suck. I'll clean up any dirty talk that slips in."

"Thanks Daria," said Josh. "You're a life saver! We're so lucky to have such a good suckslut secretary."

"I pride myself in being efficient in all tasks," Daria beamed, and Josh made a mental note to take advantage of Daria's oblivious mouth at some point.

But first he had designs on Madelyn's pouty lips. If his alternate self could be believed, he knew how to do it the way Madelyn liked. Maybe he could get her subconsciously horny enough to withdraw her complaint. And his growing cock was really demanding some more attention. He wondered, could he get away with demanding Madelyn suck his dick right now?