Rachel is waiting for Josh again

The wait until Saturday feels like an eternity. Josh reads online about the process of organizing a threesome, and is slightly perturbed to find out how difficult it can be. Unexpectedly, getting a second woman into bed turns out to be the easy way; men who want to join a couple are apparently rarer than hens' teeth. But then maybe that's for the best: he's promised Melanie that he would try with her, but then it seems the prospects might also good if he goes it alone.

Eventually Saturday morning comes, and Josh eats breakfast, showers, and gets dressed to leave. He steps out the door and winces: the Czar is waiting for him.

"Out for another try?" she asks.

"You know it," responds Josh, trying to keep his cool.

"Well, it seems like you're getting the hang of things," she says with a satisfied tone. "It looked you were going to spend all month trying to get these girls off, then end up in conditioning anyway because you forgot that setting up a threesome doesn't happen in a day or two."

"Yeah, well, let's see. I bet you'd have loved that, you must live for sending guys to feminine conditioning," Josh replies, surprising himself with his courage, "turning them into girls or femboys or sissies or whatever you call them afterwards."

"Oh, don't be such a little bitch," says Rachel derisively, surprising Josh with her language. "I just want you to get over your toxic masculinity problem. If you'd treat women as people, rather than sex toys, then none of this would be necessary. I'm not out to turn you into a woman for kicks, even if you go into feminine conditioning: I'm a straight woman after all, I prefer seeing manly men to crossdressers."

"If seeing things from the other side doesn't make you mend your ways on your own, then we need to make enough changes that you aren't going to be a burden on the world's women anymore. You'd be just as much of a man," she explains, "we'd just imprint the female perspective of your expectations a bit more permanently."

"Besides, I could have just rejected your femininity plan and sent you straight to Clockwork Orange for cocksucking if I'd wanted," Rachel continues. "I thought I was actually pretty generous, letting you avoid the blowjobs you seemed to expect all women to give."

Josh stares at his feet, cowed by the realization of what Rachel could do to him.

"That's right," she says. "Now get to work. You're already two tasks behind, so you don't have time to screw around."

Rachel watches as Josh walks away, smiling as she wonders whether Josh will tick off any of his tasks today. It would be quite a mouthful for him to swallow.