Josh and Melanie look for a unicorn

When Josh arrives at Melanie's, she's waiting by the window like an excited puppy. It seems the threesome idea really hit a nerve.

He doesn't have to knock on the door, but instead it opens it its own accord to reveal Melanie in a very low-cut top, tight around her bust, and a pair of booty shorts with the straps of a high-cut pink thong sticking out the top, reminding him of the one that the Czar **** upon you that fateful night. Even if her body isn't exactly the kind he is after, seeing her dressing sexy for him still gives him a bit of a tingle.

"Well hello, sexy," Josh says, conspicuously looking her up and down with a smile.

"Oh, you," responds Melanie, blushing. "Since we aren't getting naked right away, and will need to take some photos, I thought I'd go shopping and dress up a bit. Anyway, come on in, let's get started."

Josh follows her in, where she leads him to the dining table, where a laptop is on and open to what you recognize from your research to be a fetish dating site.

"I did a bit of research without you; I hope you don't mind," explains Melanie. "Supposedly this is the best site for this kind of thing: they have lots of filters for all kinds of things. We can put in all our details and who we're looking for, and so does he, and it shows us all the people who might be interested. I've started a couple's profile and put in my details, now let's add yours."

Josh looks at the form. Name, age, sexuality, etc. are easy. Then it starts asking more fetish-related questions.

• Dominant/submissive, which he sets to a moderately submissive setting, not wanting to be expected to act like the master from some BDSM video.

• Bondage skill is none.

• Giving/receiving is set to hard "giving".

• Voyeur/participant goes all the way to "participant". There aren't any points for sitting there watching someone else having fun with Melanie, after all.

Having finished this, you can now see other profiles, though it won't let you see any photos until you add your own.

"Let's have a look at the profiles and work out what kind of photo is going to get results," Melanie suggests.

They open up the list, and sadly there are only two matching options, as the research indicated.

The first is a 28-year-old from somewhere in the centre of town.

• Looking for: F, FM
• Sexuality: bisexual, prefers women
• Dominant/submissive: fully dominant
• Bondage skill: basic
• Giving/receiving: fully receiving
• Voyeur/participant: fully participant

  Out every weekend, showing what eight thick inches can do. Bring along a guy or two who needs to see what they're missing.

Why doesn't this guy get the femininity plan? Josh thinks. But at least if he's bi then fucklicking is probably going to be on the table, which is what I really need from this.

"Hmm...he looks intense," says Melanie.

"What do you think?" asks Josh, "You can be honest."

"Honestly, I'm a little turned on. But maybe it's a bit much for you?" she asks, "It sounds like you're either gonna be just sitting there and watching, which I think defeats the purpose for both of us, or get pushed way beyond your limits."

"Eh, even if it sounds super-cheesy, I get off when you get off," Josh responds, "so if he's your favorite then I'm willing to give him a try."

"Let's put a pin in this one," she continues, "and see if there's someone better for you who wants to do a nice easy spitroast. " she continues, before moving to the other ad.

The second is a 25-year-old from out in the suburbs.

• Looking for: FF, FM
• Sexuality: straight
• Dominant/submissive: undecided/no preference
• Bondage skill: none
• Giving/receiving: balanced
• Voyeur/participant: somewhat prefers participant

  Single guy looking for new experiences.

"Ehh," says Melanie. "He sounds like who we're after."

"You don't sound enthusiastic," responds Josh.

"He just seems boringly like me," Melanie says with a sigh of disappointment, "very conventional. But then conventional is the safe option. We can be pretty certain that a good time will be had by all."

This might be true, Josh thinks, but will it help with the plan? If he doesn't go for fucklicking, then I need to find someone else anyway, and unless I can get her off orally, snowballing might be my only chance.

"What do you think?" asks Melanie