You're Crazy and I Love It

Author Note : I'm going to use less AI to help me generate text from now on cause these dumbos are pissing me off. Which means it is likely you'll see more errors in the text and/or may get unsettled by the style change. I apologize in advance and don't hesitate to give me feedback on my writing. I hope you cum a lot xoxo

"You're really a crazy bitch. You know that?" For a moment she's scared I may hate her. "And it's fucking hot."

"So you're not mad?"

I unapologetically look at her tits then paw at them, as they are now mine. She squeals from the abrupt touch. "I'll forgive you if you give me kids as beautiful as you."

She kisses me and cries at the same time. The abundant tears melt with our saliva and give it a salty taste. "Of course I will baby. I want to stay with you forever and give you tons of kids as strong as you."

"All right girl, all right," I say trying to calm her down while she covers me with salty kisses, like a dog licking its master after they came back.

"Hey, do you want to take this back to my place?" she asks already stroking my cock through my pants.

"That's why I can't be stay mad at you."

She giggles and takes me back to her place.

I enter her cozy little bachelor pad and am greeted by a little white celestial spirit.

"Plue! Glad to see me?" Lucy says ecstatic reuniting with her companion. "That's my dog, Plue. Don't worry he doesn't bite." She hands it out to me. "Come on take him. Say hi to my new boyfriend, Plue."

I try to approach the so-called dog but it bites my hand with super sharp teeth "AAAH! FUCK YOU PLUE!"

"Plue, let him go!" She pulls him a few times before he finally lets go of my hand. "Are you okay John? I'm sorry, he never does this."

"Argh, I'm alright."

"Maybe he could tell you wanted to steal me away from him and he got mad haha."

"Well, jokes on you Plue. You're too late."

"Hey don't say that. Don't worry Plue, you'll always be mama's favorite."

"What?"

She laughs then plants a kiss on my cheek before heading to her fridge powered with magic. "Do you want something to eat? Or drink?"

Well it's not like she Dr Pepper. "Do you guys have soda over here?"

"Sure, just take a seat I'll spice it up a little."

I lay on her bed and stretch my legs on her coffee table. "By spice it up, you don't mean something weird do you?" She doesnt answer. "Lucy..." She starts singing like she can't hear me. "Lucy!" I throw a cushion at her."

"Ouch!"

"Don't do something weird behind my back again."

"Come on! Just a little aphrodisiac. I'm sure you're going to love it. It makes your erogenous zones a thousand times more sensitive." She says with enthusiasm trying to convince me.

"No! I may have considered it if you weren't being a creep."

"What? I thought you liked a girl with an edge."

"I do but if I don't put boundaries you're going to kill me one day."

"MMhhhh," she pouts while bringing two glasses filled with soda and a slice of lemon on them. We both start drinking. "What do you wanna do after Erza and Ada come back with your sister?"

"I'm not sure. Up until now Ada has been paying for my room in the guild but soon enough I'm going to have to make my own money. So I'll find a job I guess"

"I'm sure you could make a bunch of money if you take missions from the guild. And since you're the hero who defeated the orcs I'm sure people will even pay extra to get you!"

"Actually, Lily and Marcus-"

"And if you choose the missions right you could increase your fame even more! You know, you could really become a star. And I could be your manager! I'll connect you with clients, I'll schedule interviews, I'll dress you for when you make the cover page on The Sorcerer Magazine," she repositions her leg on the bed to mimic a man fucking, rocking her hip back and forth and moving her hands away and closer to her pelvis "and then we'll have hot, steamy sex on set, and on the way to the missions, and at our office and-"

I stick my tongue in her mouth and she doesn't hesitate for a second to embrace me back. She grabs the back of my head and kisses me back passionately while I pin her down on the bed. Without breaking the kiss, Lucy undoes my belt and takes my dick out. Quickly, she jerks me off at a high pace making her huge breasts jiggle in her breasts and her breath more intense while we taste each other's lips.

Then I break the kiss to brutally take out her shirt and bra, setting her impressive mounds free. They lift themselves up and down with the rhythm of her horny breathing. I dive in them, stealing loud moans from her as I lick her nipples. Her whole body convulsed each time she moaned. She was a real freak who loved sex to the fullest.

But her moans alerted her dog who jumped to bite my ass. "FUCK!"

"Plue!" she hurried in a panic to fish the key out of her keychain. She fumbled through her keys for a bit until she clumsily took the right one "GET OUT!" and the spirit vanished away."I'm sorry babe, please don't stop," she said right before kissing me again and moaning in my mouth. I took out her skirt and her panties lifting her trained ass up in the air and letting it fall hard on the bed, making the whole mattress bounce.

I start fingering her while we kiss, her pussy is wet with slimy juices and I can feel lips clamp on my fingers. While I finger, she tries to break the kiss once, but I catch her lips again, she tries break it twice and another time still and then she says "What are you doing?"

"Um, I'm fingering you."

"I've been wet since we were at the guild. You think I brought you here to finger me. Give me that COCK already!"

"Don't ask me twice."

I give her what she wants. My thick hard cock forces its way through her tight wet pussy. The deeper I go, the happier she gets. I fuck her so good, she barely keeps her sense of self. Her eyes roll back from the pleasure with a dreamy unfocused look as I pound at the young constellationist's pussy. Her ass is so big, my thighs clap at it rhythmically while I'm fucking her missionary.

She still has enough brain cells to arch her back while she lays back to better enjoy the full girth of my cock thrusting into her cervix. "Fuck yeah John! That's what I wanted! Fuck me more! Destroy my pussy!"

Suddenly, the fucking feels even better as I feel the weight of Lucy's body crashing against my pelvis. She lifted her butt and positioned herself to move her body on tempo se we could collide into each other and our combined strength multiply the pleasure. "You're even better than I though you fucking whore!"

"Oh I'm the best whore in town baby. And I'm your whore now. So fuck me good, fuck your whore John. Your own filthy personal whore."

I strike her pussy down with my cock, her body is almost vertical down while I send ripples of fucking through her fat bubbly dumptruck. "I'm going to properly breed you this time."

"Fill your whore with your jeez baby."

Spasms course through both of us as we both climax. Lucy is panting and moaning but makes an inhumane effort to stay conscious and finds the strength to flip on her belly and lift her pussy up dripping with my cum to get fucked again. "Don't... stop... *panting* now..."

Even though she's completely spent, she wants some more. She wants to be pushed to the edge of sanity from my cock.

I pushed beyond my limits, fucking her pussy doggystyle, dipping my cock in its own cum and stirring it inside her womb. Lucy screamed her heart out, proudly letting all the neighbourhood she was getting the best fuck of her life. I was pawing at her great bubble but not just because she had big fat ass but also to support myself. Fucking her right after I just came was so much harder than I thought. My legs were wobbly and my core was barely holding it together. All my body begged to stop but I pushed on, fucking Lucy's brains out. She was past her limit too and I had to honour that.

The tip of my dick was a million times more sensitive. Every square millimeter of my circumsized tip sent lightning flashes of pleasure, like tiny little orgasms piling on from the tight pressure of Lucy's insides kissing my penis. "You're the... best... you're the best John... the best - AAAHHH- the BEST I COULD EVER HOPE FOR!"

"I'm gonna cum again Lucy!"

This time, I pour everything I have into her cunt and our bodies finally collapse and both fall into the floor after completely exhausting each other. We lay on a hazy cloud of pleasure. The room spins as I am about to drift off to sleep but.

"SHUT UP ALREADY!" a voice shouts from below and a broom strikes our floor from below several times.

Lucy and I look at each other before bursting out laughing. Then she leans on my body and plants soft pecks on my lips while my grip rests on her booty. "I think we overdid it there," she says with a dreamy smile still on high from her orgasms.