A party of sluts

Pete watched with half-horror/half-amazement as Kelly's body began to expand, and expand, and expand. Her clothes were shredded in the process and then her skin began to turn green. She finally stopped screaming and stood up to her full height. She was several inches taller than him now and she had rippling muscles that looked like she could rip him in half. She'd lost her shirt in her transformation, but somehow a small loincloth had appeared to cover her pussy. From nowhere a spear appeared in her hand. She growled at Didi, "Why the fuck am I green?"

Didi looked at her innocently, "Why...you're a half-orc of course. A barbarian. You'll be the tank for the party."

"Orc...barbarian...what the fuck?" Kelly said, "And where are my clothes?"

"Should have been nicer to me." Was all Didi said. Then she turned to Leanne, "Leanne as you can tell you are now an elf. A wizard to be precise."

Leanne looked down at herself, "And I'm basically naked because...?"

Didi stared at her, "Didn't you hear what I said to Kelly?" She turned to Tiffany, "Tiffany you are a rogue. Just human. Before you ask your nudity isn't because you were mean to me, but rather because topless seems to be your default state. And finally Pete you are a human too, a bard."

Pete looked down and realized he was holding a guitar, wait no, a lute? Lyre? He wasn't sure. An old fashioned guitar in any case, "A bard?" He asked, "Don't I get to be something cool?"

Didi frowned, "I thought you would like that...you've heard of the trope of the horny bard right...just check out your skills before you criticize me."

"My skills?" He asked.

Didi sighed, "Yes. If you would all stop rushing forward I would explain. Just concentrate on the idea of a piece of paper with your skills, it'll appear in your hands and you can see all of your new abilities. Now then I must be off. Good luck."

"Wait," Leanne shouted, "Which way do we go? How do we start?"

Didi smacked her head, "Right of course. Head towards those mountains. There's a town there, Silverhaven. Start your inquiries there." Then she disappeared in a flash of light.

Ok, Pete thought, time to learn about the horny bard. He summoned the mental image as she described, sure enough a paper appeared.