Your text messages from Nebula

Nebula: SamSamSamSamSam.

Nebula: Bro?

Nebula: Suspended homie?

Nebula: I need ur help.

Nebula: I was washing all my clothes.

Nebula: Literally ALL of my clothes.

Nebula: and

Nebula: CHRIS DID THIS.

Nebula: I TOLD HER SHE'LL BURN DOWN HER HOUSE AND NOW THIS HAPPENED?!?! IM TELLING U SAM.

Nebula: AND THEN SHE IS AFTER U 2.

Nebula: UR COCK.

Nebula: SEND HER A DICK PIC SHE IS CRAAAZY.

Nebula: IF SHE BURNS MORE OF MY SHIT I'M BLAMING YOU.

Nebula: Wait nvr mind I found a shirt, a big 1.

Nebula: XXXL Mens. Only size they had for my fave.

Nebula: Didn't Pershing say I HAD to come to school butt naked?

Nebula: WHICH FURTHER CONFIRMS THE PORNO SIM THEORY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nebula: BUUTTT, they didn't suspect I'd have a secret weapon!!!

Nebula: Guess what?

Nebula: That weapon.

Nebula: Is u. :)))

Nebula: Come to school with an extra pair of pants and I'll tell u the next move.

Nebula: Okay?

Nebula: Sam read ur texts.

Nebula: OH NO I POSTED A NAKED PICTURE BY ACCIDENT

Nebula: MY POOSY IN 4K!!!

Nebula: DON'T READ URTEXTS, I POSTED A NAKED PICTURE, PLZZZ HOW DO I DELET

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Nebula: Hahaha got u.

Nebula: Now that u read the plan I'll see you tomorrow.

Nebula: Honk shoo mimimi